This woman's obituary proves that in death, she is funnier than I am in life...
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My neighbors yard maintenance company
It's old, but still relevant and funny!
So much liquid.
If you don't feed Winston on time, he refuses to look at you. He just stares angrily at the wall until his bowl is full.
Scrubs; a show about doctors
I think I'm a cat
Who you lest expect
My friend drives a bus. Today he did something you should never do.
It’s Just The Worst
Serious depression man
Winter is coming, and it burns.
Life is just ...
To aid my insanity please take notes
...So then I said, "Retriever? I don't even know her!"
She always had a good sense of humour. Even at the end of her life...
Yup, that's embarrassing....
Hey! Thats also me!
I remember seeing this in the theater
A prelude to the real Touch of Death
Nothing gets me more than hearing a pet lick itself.
We all need this update
The cat is a hat
Bethesda is right after EA
How to use BJJ against a bear
How not to fix problems
get better material!
My bf bought me a coloring book..
It was because I liked you
How cute are they
okay but what the *** was going through Carlos's head
Intruder... Be aware!!
This is getting out of hand
Her name is the sound of a Plunger
GIVE FRIENDSHIP A CHANCE
Weinstein, Cosby,... Bieber. Why did Dick have to go?
live faster, die younger
are you brave enough for this playlist
they had a lot but it was tasteless
Thanks for the Mercedes
I’m surprised it’s been that long
Almost missed this one
Sometimes man ಥ_ಥ
I drew Snow White and the Seven Homies
Stay classy Portland!
*southpark theme starts* , this is a reference for intelectuals
Harry Potter rocking it hard right now!
CVS in a Boston accent
That must be comfortable.
Be careful where you sit
The lady who runs our local Thai joint is a boss
How to know you're in for a treat
Second $60 is the second most important meal of the day
No doggo no
VR Goggles without the phone attached.
this is what you miss as a jew
Now that we're alone, let's badmouth the cat
A damaging blow to the dick pic economy
Time to update my resume
it's a dangerous item
Save of the century
The Wizard of Oz was a much darker movie than I remember.
Kaaaaameeee haaaameeeee HA!
Where he at
I l l e g a l
Need to try Wahlburgers
Is this what toxic masculinity is like?
thats the spirit
It's funny bc nobody can spell benderact cucumberpatch
I switched out all my co-worker's cheat sheets while he was out.
he should have made the whole performance
And about me too
This is wack
takes M to feel in touch with nature
"Babe, just hologram in to work tomorrow."
It’s tax season baby.