Rather have the duck in my pocket
Just what we need
Go away Keith
And no rollover plans
Today’s the day
A boy can dream
Opening scene to a future horror movie....
24 years later, Seinfeld is still relatable.
When mom tells me I'm a handsome man
Overheard at a soccer game
This belongs here too
he was never a dwarf he is a gnome
Good old mike
We’ve found god
Here's some more CK2 shitposting
Swords solve everything
We will just leave this here.
Life isn’t fair
Good Ole Seattle
*smiles* why am i here
It's gonna be hard for them to bond
Kids these days
Google plus can really do whatever it wants
Title of my post
I am still laughing at this.
it's a harsh world
That is pasta concerning
I'm all about that bass
he must have a big PP
it be like that
I can't wait for fire pods next year
Sike, you thought you were safe
Mom made me gay
This is so sad
And we all know how that turned out
Human vocal cords recreated in lab using stem cells
Mmmmmmmmm Cheap ham
Yesss I need these
No love for UPS?
Someone said Celine Dion looks like Toguro.
Moved into a new apartment and forgot to bring a wine bottle opener. So I thought 'screw it'.
It do be like that
Oh yeah, beg for donations bb
The best face-swap I've seen to date.
No more wishes.
It's about to clash
the devil is in the details
It ain't fair
Michael gets declined by NASA :(
Disappointed Thanos is Disappointed
Mrs. Obama get down!
This sign advertising how nobody should spend four bucks on their morning latte didn't age well.
haha yes it be like it
California has always been quite the odd ball but this might be too much..
Making a left turn
The epitome of antisocial
This woman's obituary proves that in death, she is funnier than I am in life...
My neighbors yard maintenance company
It's old, but still relevant and funny!
So much liquid.
If you don't feed Winston on time, he refuses to look at you. He just stares angrily at the wall until his bowl is full.
Scrubs; a show about doctors
I think I'm a cat
Who you lest expect
My friend drives a bus. Today he did something you should never do.
It’s Just The Worst
Serious depression man
Winter is coming, and it burns.
Life is just ...
To aid my insanity please take notes
...So then I said, "Retriever? I don't even know her!"
She always had a good sense of humour. Even at the end of her life...
Yup, that's embarrassing....
Hey! Thats also me!
I remember seeing this in the theater
A prelude to the real Touch of Death
Nothing gets me more than hearing a pet lick itself.
I need more wolves
We all need this update