When the cop is a savage
Is there a jay-kwellin here?
I love crossovers
My Neighbor is getting a little upset with our homeless trash guest. I couldn’t resist.
I have famously huge turds.
God I love saying the N-WORD
But first, tacos.
You either die a hero....
Queens guard getting a haircut
I mean he’s not wrong
Nothing like a wine part without cheese
Join Starfleet they said. Imagine the worlds you'll see, the adventures you'll have, they said.
She was too good for him anyway.
Manboobs best boobs
So who's gonna tell them?
why would you do that?
Going into Thursday Like...
I thought it was impawsible
Mother cares not for us
Left handed boi myself, but gotta respect the hustle fellow humans.
Unraveling a Tale as Old as Time
Dream big, friends
We got a note on our door saying leave our fire extinguisher out so they can be re tagged and the apartment on the right put their smoke alarm out.
lightning mcqueen and mater ☺️
I do like a little spark in the Lou...
Zombie apocalypse mattress
Trying to save an ailing drooping cactus, I've splinted it and it now resembles the oldest pole dancer in history.
My social life right now
A message for instastrippers. We know.
I confirm this
Keanu Reeves is a Saint
Some handy tips
Interesting times we live in
A rare chance
Congratulations to Mama Fratelli for coaching the New England Patriots to their 6th Superbowl Championship.
This 19 year old poster at my local library
Hey Capt, really?
Stop trying to hurt me Facebook!
This Irish feast
Doggo forgot how to dog
These people who parked on the ice before it melted
When your entire country posses power to say N word
What’s the best boat name you’ve seen?
So close, Doris. So close.
Dont knock it til you try it
Growing up in a small town is weird
Why computer... WHYYYY
His reply : And you look like a cocaine user
I don't think so...
Without a doubt the worst boomers I've ever heard of
the wonderful squirrel fable
Prepare my KATANA .
End up doing that every damn time
Upset Stomach Intensifies
Love this dude
Go hard or go home!!!
This sign in front of our Engineering lab. Sounds about right.
Day 183 : They still clean me everyday without noticing..
I finally hit my goal weight!
That's all you needed to say
Something looks wrong
He vs. She
It's dangerous to go alone.
Should I keep the stray cat I found
Best feature (besides having a cat daughter wife)
It doesn't get more real than that
fukc the Imperials
Live in the moment!
It was just a sniffle
Feel better yet?
Really got it nice and clear
Fast Food Banter
Burned to ashes
Can never be too sure
One case that Animal protection cannot solve
How T-shirts are made
The ideal Uber ride
Shut up nerd.
Thought of sharing -
Software engineers like
Yes or No
Always check the temperature first
My parents should appreciate me