A quick guide to being healthy

Sure sex is good, but have you ever had P I Z Z A

crime rate dropped to 0% after this sign

Is this love at first swipe?

Seems trustworthy

Your͜ ́mom ̨suck̢ m̶ý ̢d͞icḱ

These are questions that demand answers

Every minute..

Bless Carol

You have been blessed

How rumors get started

It’s good stuff

Eminem ending WWII in the 3rd round

there is basically no diffrence between jacking it to a real 12 year old and a 2D one

For dien reich

Astronomers just located the Firefox nebula. It's an open source cluster.

Barer Seek seek lest

Establish dominance quickly.

Well planned!

My great dane thinks he's a chihuahua

ready for take off

Winter is too long

The sausagees

Yo why did scientists roast the *** outta this fish

-he said for the umpteenth time

Maybe he should be silenced!!

I’m Groot

they're all related there .OH GOOODDD WHY DID YOU DO THIS

Self-evident but seldom heeded.

Signs of a happy couple I guess

Hehe im the worst enemy

Mooo.just mooo

This is why you don't steal!

cute doggo

I hate it when ents show up at a picnic

Ladies and gentlemen we have a winner

That’s how COD works

This modern art sucks.

Alexa v Bezos

Take out your calculator.

Damnit Richard Branson

Carol is a mystery.

Trust me, I'm a doctor after all

When the cat sneezed while taking the photo

Oki doki

feel the wrath of the stick

This is the Bullshit

Snitches get stitches.

what even

*Dont laugh*

Maxed out stats

My lava lamp is making me uncomfortable

Damnit!!!

Come on man just take the picture already.

Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaal...

So, who are we up agaisnt?

Is this in Florida?

If Aquaman was realistic

Please try and enter

Pretty straightforward advice found on the streets of Shanghai

We sure are

real ones know

Coward

hmmmmm

The pain is real

Not bad, pizza place. Not bad.

Still, don’t smoke...

What’s under a policeman’s hat?

Well, they’re married now

plot twist for single males

I feel personally attacked by this....

Katze

Hurricane death megatron 300

RPG experience

Thicc dog

Slinkies

Renting Business!

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

They're ready for business

Jiggle Jiggle Jiggle

The sandwich police

Detroit become human

Them darn beanerschitzels

No limbs off the bed or the monster will grab you and take you under

No matter how I read this sign, I have questions

Owners found

Send dunes

My cat Apollo is always poised for a royal photo, but tonight, I finally caught him off guard.

You only get three tries kitty

*** yes Emma. *** yes.

Thank you for your service...

The US has gone too far

Neuter your humans

Would you eat the offering?

It's a live action remake.

You good, Andrew?

Deeerrrepppp!

English really be that way

I cannot relate

My Mother-in-law cherishes all of the photos I send to her digital photo frame. She tells me that she checks for new pictures every morning. I just added this one.