I was super happy to come home and see odin using his new window bed

F to pay your respects

PLEASE KILL MY DAD! HE MANIPULATED ME TO KILL THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE ALMOST TWICE! HELP!

He went out for milk, no worries

Feeling pretty confident about this.

Local pharmacy gets it on for the Valentine's Day display

psst, Hey kids... you want some immunizations?

And people still don't understand that we should protecc

back then it was better to be small

Our Bodies truly can betray us...

I can't yeehaw you until you get closer

Cooking with a friend, went to use her phone for a timer and discovered she’s insane.

I'll call it crippling super AIDS

My grandma bought me a new shirt today. I'm 34.

This is so inspiring

Happy birthday old boi!

true story bro

Valentine's day...

haha yes

Impressive skill

Sorry

its mine

I don't like this

Riding into battle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The Evolution of Garbage Trucks

wholesome tutleduck

Mrs. Stark out running errands

I got a panoramic xray of my teeth the other day. The dentist forgot to have me remove my glasses.

Dave Assman was denied an ‘ASSMAN’ vanity license plate so he came up with another option.

Salad fingers

Birds aren't real, man

Dumbledore Logic!

the are

Relatable

I am O F F E N D E D

dat user name

Crap! What do I do?!?

Tariq Lannister.

Perfektion

Sup mah doods

Hector Dorian it's really of lol.

Relatable

Marco!

Smort

My mom’s pressure cooker

Everywhere you look

I knew he looked familiar

electric taste

Apex Legends

everytime

staying in

thats how HL works

Asking the real questions

How to trigger the frenchies

it true

It doesn't only happen in cartoons !!

Tomorrow is V-day

rise up gamers

Cthulhu

I game on my fridge

OwO

A great way to save money i guess

The Chinese really love stuff written in English... even if they have no idea what it says.

Not relatable

Manequin slaughter

A wonderful moment in music history.

Denied

Much intimidating

There is no coming back from this

it be like 2

♂Aladdin♂

This man needs a sponsor.

Dude! we gotta find you u a GF.

Take your cowboy measures

Nissan finally noticed me

Dark mode masterace

Time to commit sewer-side

Ok cool, what are their skills now

Ohhhh How the tables have turned..

you tell him panther

The tag on my friends pants

Cant wait to hang this bad boy up

Take your top off

Getting the real love

Legend he is! And a line to remember.

Don't cramp up

The baguette land surrendered

The reason take out exists

"Comin straight from the underground"

Luke Dogwalker

The best moment in Food Network history

Damn that’s the truth.

Branch pubes make it next level

Titles are pointless.

Nick Offerman is a great human

Don't Litter

How's that working out for us?

The paradox!

"Mirror For Sale"

I don’t understand