Not sure which stick was thrown, so he got them all

Just the Vax!

I'm in!

Happy Valentine’s Day!

My husband had these set up on the counter for me and said “It’s your early Valentine’s Day gift. Don’t ever say I didn’t get you flowers.” This is why I married him.

Probably I’ll shart..

#Facts

Opportunist

And the universe will know balance.

So hyped rn

Satan rolls

Time for a more realistic logo.

Ummm sir

But I'm YOUR wife

*** NO gold diggers!!!!!

Why is this a thing!?

Hey girl

Not something i expected to see in my statistics textbook

I think it helps a little bit to remove Will Smith's nipples

If aliens ever come to Earth

Too much is never enough

14-Feb

Stress-free

One metal good boy

Nom nom nom nom....

I do love him but...

Let me come

If we're going to get technical about it ...

it be like that occasionally

My trendy fitness ring is actually a lego tire

Anyone wanna be my valentine?

Juan Kenobi

don't fck with me I have the power of God and anime on my side

Cleaning windows is for the birds

Some nice news from Florida

Thank you Vistaprint

Sad about being lonely this Valentines?

You can call me ugly all you want

Uno is life

I arrived to this

Fabulous Creature

Japan’s attack on Pearl Harbor on dec 7th, 1941

SeniorTaco is only canadian so he can get some Kinder Suprise ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Pants party

Man got curved harder than the sun

Oke well done

These mannequins seem to be enjoying life more than us

lel "bestFRIEND"

Thanks for nothing Alexa you bint.

Where did you say the catnip was?

Get prepared for Valentine’s day with these quality poems

I’ve come for your soul

l o g i c

Just found this online. Credit to whoever made it

Punishments vs Goals

Deep

I actually did

Beautiful

YEET

Nibbas whomst've understood the entire plot through memes only

Goodbye my friend

Advance no-u-ing

Next level meme

Disney torture continues

Press F

Damn Trex

yeah :(

That’s better

His onion picking skills are legendary

There are enough BR out there

woke... slept?

Since we like English phrases on Chinese clothing...

How much for a rose?

relateable

I was super happy to come home and see odin using his new window bed

F to pay your respects

PLEASE KILL MY DAD! HE MANIPULATED ME TO KILL THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE ALMOST TWICE! HELP!

He went out for milk, no worries

Feeling pretty confident about this.

Local pharmacy gets it on for the Valentine's Day display

psst, Hey kids... you want some immunizations?

And people still don't understand that we should protecc

back then it was better to be small

Our Bodies truly can betray us...

I can't yeehaw you until you get closer

Cooking with a friend, went to use her phone for a timer and discovered she’s insane.

I'll call it crippling super AIDS

My grandma bought me a new shirt today. I'm 34.

This is so inspiring

Happy birthday old boi!

true story bro

Valentine's day...

haha yes

Impressive skill

Sorry

its mine

I don't like this

Riding into battle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The Evolution of Garbage Trucks

wholesome tutleduck