This is spot on

Bill Burr with the roasts

son don’t touch anything

I am not a clever man.

Where it all begins.

It works!!

Sucks when it happens!

at least it works faster than smoking myself to death

barely 5% of his power

I wonder what's next

take that whamen

an arm and a leg

Hi Ben

I’ll just leave this here.....

This bar sign puts things into perspective.

Genius intensifies

Shouldn’t have ordered the double chipotle fiery burrito

Pro tip

pika pika

She got a full set!

My Saturdays

facts

I love u Gary Larson

I don't think that's how that works.

No means nom

Aint falling for that one

Holy Coffee!

*internal screaming*

Tutorial

I'm just saying

Beware of wife

It's funny how nature does that.

Did you have an accident?

Don’t disrespect the rover like that

This is how it goes!

Don't let it go to waste

Angry Indy mode activated

The death of fads

He sure had to do that to get the role

When someone links you the sauce, but it's tagged scat, vore, and yaoi

The sun is tired!

When the food doesn’t look like the picture

These water park rules are getting oddly specific

Jewish guilt is real

Aussie education system

Never seen something so real

This is what I call a hair swap

Man is a sexual being

literally every teacher

Don’t think I can win this one...

thought you all would enjoy seeing my Futurama artwork featuring the characters as famous portraits

Poor Granny!

Web developer

V-Day Tip Jar

Allakedavra!

Times are a-changin'

Save the poor

Prog? Frig?

Found in the New York Times Kids Edition.

water

3D Without the Glasses

Female

Now that's a question

What if you’ve got a smart fridge

Decent enough lifehack

Saturn's new ring

We all know the feeling.

is the best book

You really gonna scroll down without saying bonjour?

Sneaky fish

What refund?

Perks of being short.

A normal sunday in Russia

Eff

Don’t want to be breaking the law

woof

Lady Liberty would be a THOT though

They don't let him near the heavy ordinance anymore

Now he's just a guy who murdered an artist

Found Your Moms Parking Spot

I sent my 6 month nephew a Sophie the Giraffe teething toy. Got this in reply.

The Dogtor will see you now

A sad life

Patrick Bateman wore it first...

Yeet

My girlfriend wanted to get a cat, but I didn't, so we compromised and got half a cat.

Don't do it Karen!

who killed hannibal :((

Ironic

Relatively relative...

Anti-Theft Lunch Bags

Cat and dog enjoying the new beds we just got them.

ping 

She never lied to me before

Blueicide Squad 2: Electric Bluegaloo

Online dating in the 1920s

Come in here

Ok, who made this?

They are more powerful than any of us

When the waiter points out the man who just bought you a drink