This is the tardy note my husband sent to school with our 16 YR OLD DAUGHTER
Sorry to hear about your mum’s skydiving accident.
Decision of your life
Destroyed with logic
Glitch in the matrix..
After 7 months with me, this is how my phone wants to start every sentence
That’s where it went
Every E3 game ever
You're a princess Harry
It's dangerous to go alone
From Nikola Tesla's autobiography
Her act is more “spoke’n Word” than comedy
Hulk Hogan riding a motorcycle while a guy in the background throws a dog into the ocean
Why won't you visit me, I just want to be your friend
Tom Holland is all of us
Gotta throw that whole neck away
no one told you life was gonna be this wayyyy
My nephew on his 100th day of school
What would happen if they rolled a 20?
high tier humour
Batman has standards
Wait. That’s illegal
Meanwhile in Russia. Seems legit
Think my love for the homies has an inner ear infection
Atleast he tried erasing it
Oh My god
Because that's how I roll !!
I'm going to win you a million teddy bears
Spock sure was smooth
Perks of incest
Wait, this is illegal
I feel you too Emily. I feel you too.
Now with a more spreadable formula
Good job, PETA
A brief history of furries
This bag on the bus was low-key trying to get my attention
What I woke up to this morning.
Sun in the day, moon in the night
Needless to say... There will be some papers to sign when it’s all said and done.
mfw im in the freezer
Noble knight is noble
Saw this gem in my doctor’s office...
First mountain lions and now he has to fend off a cougar.
How tall are you guys ?
Clearly it's a TV.
The most majestic creature on earth
Carl should've listened to her
Theyre always watching...
Hold the burned area under cool running water.
drink enough hydration
Going to meet Jordan Peterson
Strange Planet: b u s i n e s s
A....a....are you sure Rick?
This is the future.
Her husband invented diapers
It do be like that sometimes
i feel exactly the same way. #bravery
The perfect diet
A MATT DAMON PRODUCTION
Aww pikachu is so cute
Best Photoshop ever..
living is this generations new trend
Steven has ascended to godhood
Terry Crews is a national treasure
Life is so hard.
Sir you need to loose some weight
dont forget to give you little sisters a headpat
liked the format so
Man that's wack
Very offensive joke
RedTube would know.