Wish my girlfriend good luck please!

Who has the time

R.I.P. Opportunity

I Think I Found Love

How to prevent back pain, any pain really...

A professional NBA player

My keychain is my aspiration.

Oops I downloaded the wrong movie

Only in theory

Yo mom not gay

Hot pockets

next child is called "n-word pass"

bake at 420 degrees

Flick Flick

who is you?

That tree gets a smack every time I walk by.

***in weeb

t h a n k y o u

Sparkling water

Pizza!!

Now I can give a *** at work

True

Ron Swanson is a little devious.

The one time I paid attention in class...

Only flossing I do is in fortnite

Antivax moms cant science

His watchdog skills are at another level.

Paris

Not Alowdin

Made my commute a little better.

Mistakes were made

Last night was crazy

Confused Travolta Oil Panting

I found an alive easter island head on Google maps

Got a couple grams for sale. Hit my DMs for pricing. Will ship.

Show about/for crazy ex-girlfriend

*rolls up sleeves*

Well thought out, sir

no but actually yes

After several posts...

John Cena has a children’s book

Detroit bottom

Not even light can escape

After trying to find good material...

Loophole to the loophole:have the executioner lace himself with poison

he probably is smarter than her though

I’m a cell-out

Let's contemplate murder

Magic Pie Bush

Perfect meditation doesn’t exis.....

Murican repellent

And robin is just a gai boi

How amazing was your childhood?

Drunk souls

Put you in the mansion, somewhere in Wiscansin

Peppa Pig *snort*

Co-worker threw a ball of paper at me. He didn't realize that it was his Valentine's Day receipt. Looks like he had a good time!

I don't think they thought this through...

Getting a drivers license

Lazy but smart babysiyter

*Hahahaha*

I just can't either.

How you doin? :P

Slowly giving up

Bruh!

At least he's cute

... And you thought you had problems?

Funny not funny

This is way too good to be true

My favorite bed

Intresting !

Rags to riches

Yeah, that's a perfectly motivated answer

One hefty chonker

Such attention to detail!

Sup Cindy?

Pakalu Papito is legend

So I just found out that this picture exists: Slipknot and Tenacious D. Also check out the dude on the far left behind the door

Epic gamer time

It can’t be helped

What a nice welcome home surprise

Rekt

history

all week the same

My sister asked me why I needed a green screen. I told her my girlfriend and I had a very important project to work on.

Bob soon found out who stole his bubblegum

Bobby Ross

Nothing really works in my lab

This mans cougar problems are far from over

Moon and back

Not ready for the exams season.

I would never dare!

Bamboolzed again

Does it hurt?

Its John Wick's Dog...... Credit: Sephko

Putting a river was a mistake, please, just cross it, it's not even supposed to be a problem

Finally, a meaningful petition!

Cats these days

Exxxxpppuuullosion

It's clearly master splinter anyways