John Cena has a children’s book

Detroit bottom

Not even light can escape

After trying to find good material...

Loophole to the loophole:have the executioner lace himself with poison

he probably is smarter than her though

I’m a cell-out

Let's contemplate murder

Magic Pie Bush

Perfect meditation doesn’t exis.....

Murican repellent

And robin is just a gai boi

How amazing was your childhood?

Drunk souls

Put you in the mansion, somewhere in Wiscansin

Peppa Pig *snort*

Co-worker threw a ball of paper at me. He didn't realize that it was his Valentine's Day receipt. Looks like he had a good time!

I don't think they thought this through...

Getting a drivers license

Lazy but smart babysiyter

*Hahahaha*

I just can't either.

How you doin? :P

Slowly giving up

Bruh!

At least he's cute

... And you thought you had problems?

Funny not funny

This is way too good to be true

My favorite bed

Intresting !

Rags to riches

Yeah, that's a perfectly motivated answer

One hefty chonker

Such attention to detail!

Sup Cindy?

Pakalu Papito is legend

So I just found out that this picture exists: Slipknot and Tenacious D. Also check out the dude on the far left behind the door

Epic gamer time

It can’t be helped

What a nice welcome home surprise

Rekt

history

all week the same

My sister asked me why I needed a green screen. I told her my girlfriend and I had a very important project to work on.

Bob soon found out who stole his bubblegum

Bobby Ross

Nothing really works in my lab

This mans cougar problems are far from over

Moon and back

Not ready for the exams season.

I would never dare!

Bamboolzed again

Does it hurt?

Its John Wick's Dog...... Credit: Sephko

Putting a river was a mistake, please, just cross it, it's not even supposed to be a problem

Finally, a meaningful petition!

Cats these days

Exxxxpppuuullosion

It's clearly master splinter anyways

No damn video game

the man

I’ll take two please.

Uhm...

Hey guys, is Hugelol discord still a thing?

Oh dear poor Wilson

I have been drinking my coffee all wrong

Got me dead

This might show your age

Darwin and specialization

Haha :')

What a shame.

those handle cups be weird

Started training for a new job. I think I’m in danger.

7-in-one

Still A Classic!

Heavy Metal

Tips to reduce stress

Shoutout to this hero. He woke himself up snoring, covered his mouth with his scarf, and went back to sleep. All I could hear was a slight rumble after that.

Truly a historical event

Antivaxxers galore

Don’t forget the microwave when everyone is sleeping.

Ryan Reynolds was right, it was quite funny.

mortis

I'd rather not know..

The real 10 Years Challenge :)

This kid is going places!!

Yes, Mr. Orwell.

Goddammit Pete!!

Such edge

Absolute truth.

This is the tardy note my husband sent to school with our 16 YR OLD DAUGHTER

Sorry to hear about your mum’s skydiving accident.

Decision of your life

"NETFLIX" Tho

Destroyed with logic

Glitch in the matrix..

After 7 months with me, this is how my phone wants to start every sentence

That’s where it went

Every E3 game ever