Can you decrypt this for me plz?

Savage mass resignation letter

I had that dream again

That was super effectice

Never let go of your imagination.

They are in our side

I won't mind being cursed.

Body Before vs After

He had a good reason

We live in a society

Because it's really easy to convert to it and very hard to convert back

Honeybadger doesn't care. Honeybadger doesn't give a shit.

Worth it

Huuuuuu

Don’t be a ray-cist kids. Rip Steve :(

When Grandma hears you like beer

My 1st grader did very well on his spelling test today, only one wrong! Lol

The meeting of the wine club

I can even hear the drumroll

We got you Steve

Still do it

Small PeePeeTA

Actually never did!

The only logical evolution

Funny and sad

pERFECT eXAMPLE

This is true for so many people

Top 10 summer 700 BC fails

A man’s world

I bet she can shiver me timbers

The purest love...

Lovely attitude, even more these days!

This is me, again, tonight.

But.... It's an emergency... Right guys?

Such an idiot

So full bars means internet works right?

Time's up

Kneeslapper here

Glad they caught this before someone took advantage

I’m type A

It true you know

Unlimited power

cat. Cat.

Fight me!

Is Jimmy's Famous Seafood on par with Wendy's now?

Home early...

Life's little coincidences can be fun sometimes.

Too ***ing relatable

If you owned a dog as a kid, this cartoon is for you.

I don't want to play staring contest anymore please.

What’s funny Steve?

Damn that’s harsh

Lose yourself

Just give the guy some lamp

You youngins!

Got the last pair of white laces Target had. Did not read the packaging. I’m on my way to a nice dinner in a dark restaurant.

Blunt Force Trauma

I’d do that too!

Safety first guys

乂ﾉ

91 miles away is not enough

Fly this one instead

Made a Cyanide & Happiness style comic back in high school in 2008 with MS Paint. Still makes me chuckle, so I wanted to share.

Oh my god wow

Lol, friend sent me this, makes perfect sense

so immersive

...

Why would anyone use the close function to close something anyway

Modern Advertising

Household Nature Documentary

I’m type B

*Pls help*

Whoever paid for it, it was worth every penny.

Don't worry I'm coming back....

Let the dog decide.....

Who cares about happy accidents anyways

Check before you move

"Padme's death made sense"

This is so sad...

pp not big enough

14 yr old creates nuclear fusion in bedroom

I Wish other books worked this well

Looking quite fancy

Ashly: finly

Great wish

Gave me a ***ing heart attack

How could he say that?

Robert Krafts woman he was caught paying

im a cringy boy

You tell 'Em Hank!

Anon meets a cat

I'm too human to get this

Meanwhile in Wisconsin

Some people don’t do this and it really shows

Samantha. L. Jackson

Just like Thanos

A picture worth a thousand words

I feel like I’m about to die right now

Causing a Family Feud

There’s cuties in tech support