My son was invited to a birthday party to learn "superhero" moves. Aka jujitsu. He took it very seriously.

An age old question

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2 legged giraffe

This... Is not okay

Stupid autocorrect. I asked for ALL CAPS!

The anti-Peta alliance.

Chariots are cool

Plz Elon

Prisim blues

true tbh

Grab your pitchforks everyone

Happy weekend!

:~

That Struggle!

Can't deny it....

Peta committed Internet suicide

Will Smith has wet dreams with dead deers vol1

Can't say I disagree

T-Rex was a giant chicken

Who invited him? dont give my number to randoms

these pigeons straight up chillin'

Laughs in Guac.

A petition I can get behind

Rating girls is degrading

yes he had.

I know where this belongs

old but gold ^^

Vaxxxx

My mind is blown

humans smh

He failed at commiting sudoku

Can you decrypt this for me plz?

Savage mass resignation letter

I had that dream again

That was super effectice

Never let go of your imagination.

They are in our side

I won't mind being cursed.

Body Before vs After

He had a good reason

We live in a society

Because it's really easy to convert to it and very hard to convert back

Honeybadger doesn't care. Honeybadger doesn't give a shit.

Worth it

Huuuuuu

Don’t be a ray-cist kids. Rip Steve :(

When Grandma hears you like beer

My 1st grader did very well on his spelling test today, only one wrong! Lol

The meeting of the wine club

I can even hear the drumroll

We got you Steve

Still do it

Small PeePeeTA

Actually never did!

The only logical evolution

Funny and sad

pERFECT eXAMPLE

This is true for so many people

Top 10 summer 700 BC fails

A man’s world

I bet she can shiver me timbers

The purest love...

Lovely attitude, even more these days!

This is me, again, tonight.

But.... It's an emergency... Right guys?

Such an idiot

So full bars means internet works right?

Time's up

Kneeslapper here

Glad they caught this before someone took advantage

I’m type A

It true you know

Unlimited power

cat. Cat.

Fight me!

Is Jimmy's Famous Seafood on par with Wendy's now?

Home early...

Life's little coincidences can be fun sometimes.

Too ***ing relatable

If you owned a dog as a kid, this cartoon is for you.

I don't want to play staring contest anymore please.

What’s funny Steve?

Damn that’s harsh

Lose yourself

Just give the guy some lamp

You youngins!

Got the last pair of white laces Target had. Did not read the packaging. I’m on my way to a nice dinner in a dark restaurant.

Blunt Force Trauma

I’d do that too!

Safety first guys

乂ﾉ

91 miles away is not enough

Fly this one instead

Made a Cyanide & Happiness style comic back in high school in 2008 with MS Paint. Still makes me chuckle, so I wanted to share.

Oh my god wow

Lol, friend sent me this, makes perfect sense

so immersive

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Why would anyone use the close function to close something anyway