i like to put it inside my ass

a Florida Plumber Finally Found The Clog

Holy ***.

587785

somebody plz

Look mom

\/\/\/\/

Dad's hate pets ...

Normal day after 40.

Thank big nate

Is this your yacht?

No chief not good

Tolkien White Guys

billy

Can't decide which is my favorite

He just doesn’t grow ;(

*Grabs is again*

Wolverine must be huge...

Anon is cozy

SAVAGE OFFICER!!!

If you're real quiet, you can hear them... ˢᵒᶜᶦᵉᵗʸ

Stop, Drop and Roll

We meet again... Well, our battle will be legendary!

Warning: new nightmare incoming

Big dick energy

Yo yo yo, just shut up...

I want to be a Doctor

This guy is gonna be end up in heaven

T-T-That's All, Folks

It do be like that

This 'dude' has been spotted in park.

Church Wars

My dog made a “nope” circle this morning

The bird has a point

AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!!!!

*thinking noises*

Went to Arnoldfest this weekend. Took this photo in front of the Arnold statue. Just wanted to fit in.

I work here now.

Y'all are still stuck in Plato's cave

yes

Sarcasm 100

Thanks science

but seriously though... "peace, guys!" *beats his wife and kid*

Google hates me, EXTREMELY

she remembers the lamb sauce

you monster

it be magic man

thiccest

Poor Bear

"I don't care who started it, I am ending it now"

>tfw you spend half of your saturday on editing a meem

I don't want to know the backstory here

Does what it says on the box...

Can anyone explain??

Normal day in my life

Man, Man Man's the man man

slav

We are a proud people.

Art in its purest form

Sneaking your dido into work

Exercise chart anyone can complete

it be like that

Good Job AntiVaxxers

What a tit.

Blaire is on to something.

bird

my brain could not comprehend the edge

I wish I could unsee this

Smart Phone addiction, Funny but sad

Junkyard Math

I’m sorry, Dad.

Darn reposts!!

Just a typical family photo with our furbabies...

He’s not mad, just disappointed

I'm moving to a different state and ordered a pizza at my regular pizza place. This is how they said goodbye.

Ducks: How To Make Them Pay

I’d watch this on Twitch

Everyone likes snow ri-

A shaved Husky

What a beautiful baby boy!

Oxford comma, ladies and gentlemen

The 10 year challenge

Didn’t think that one through

Okay guys I have a cool new LIFEHACK

Why am I always elektron

Why they never come.

Obvious first place candidates

Mom trying to make a case against vaccines

of course I can run your servers

Dylan is a monster

Catholic school dress codes

I have been laughing at it for 2 minutes now

Nothing but truth

Omg I hate when this happens

I’m not exactly sure that it works like that…

Doom 9/10

On her way to speak with the manager

The wait was worth it

catt

she’s gotta try swiping more time