Grandma, no!

Untill you’ve eaten dicks?!...

Wow such moist

Good for dating

Remodelling?

Kith...

They told me it wasn’t possible...

Can't stop laughing.. Wtf

You might be...

Business is business!

Y'all need some crack?

We all know the truth.

Even i'm not sure anymore.

When she woke, but a freak.

Got his ass

outstanding move Carl

I hate losing too

Who’s this Morty?

ジョジョ

Ron swanson's rules for becoming a man.

You've activated my trap card!!!!

Enough of this “it’s both” bs

There are few things in life as joyous as terminating your service with Comcast.

I need fake internet points ),:

I’m worried about humanity

Jalapeño Sky Raisins. Those with labs will understand

Not much customers around today, so I got creative with the bedsheets!

You take what you can get...

My wife bought this off amazon to clean my dogs paws after he comes in from outside. I’m going to keep it on my side of the bed.

Snoop respects the classics

Yeah they do

Efficient security cameras

How did I not know this was a thing until today?

Guess I'll put on a heavier coat...

Have to chuckle at a classic dad joke.

Bear-chested nurse

Clench it, now!

That’s what cheese said

It's a work van nonetheless!

It's not hard guys...

How the tables have turned.

Remember, Break Bones not Hearts

Almost lost a bet that my wife can do without sweets for a week. But on the last day I discovered this...

Wish I could post pics in tales from the server...

Ok sir we won't

Ooh look, honey!

Marriage is war

He's white?

Nice.

Vaxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

He was no match for him

We've got work to do

Vittu saatana

Don’t mind me I’m just beating the heat

I knew they were lizards

Traps are not gay

this is exactly what a 16 year old white girl looks like

It may be a bit too late

What kind of stat is this

oh....

relateable

Just look better!

made me laugh...

It me

“oh Gawd! I got it in my mouth!”

The final challenge

“Prohibit anxieties” instead of “no worries”, I love it

An Interesting Proposal

Is real?

My gf folds her pizza like some kind of insane person

Better get some cream on that wicked burn

People who feed vegan diets to their animals are the worst

Seems accurate...

Crikey mate..

The Dark Mondays

I’ll be damned

What to cut with what knife

The Final Test.

This is what it would look like

o - o What's this?

There is a town in Australia called Yass, this is an actual billboard on the road into Yass.

Destroyed!

Not much but honest work :)

Bow tie

...and other 5.000 people

Another Saturday down the drain...

You're going away for a long time.

Pike N' Grill

leace the bear alone!!

it be like

Oof

Some days are like that...

“Come to me pigeon”

Mountain's life matters too

Big think

Its never to late to switch!

My daughter pretending to be a ghost at the hospital. Probably a poor choice.

Florida mans house pet

Anon is Russian

How to protect the environment in one single step