Life Of A Sociopath

At least the camera's good.

At least it would have smelt nice

I'm going to hell for laughing hard

You are our only hope

Finally, we are getting somewhere.

Every damn night!!

Just siblings things

Lazy bones

No rest for the wicked

Trying to get a response from my girlfriend.

Bees make the best tasting vomit of any animal.

Anon the snitch

Relaxing.

That guy in the background looks just like Keanu Reeves...

"Unrealistic"

Just see below

thank for the idea :)

Texans are a whole ‘mother thing

Auto corrected sexy *** to sexy birch this is what I got .

Sometimes it's better to throw in the towel

Veni Vidi Vici

We shouldn’t laugh at poor doggo...

That's a record I dont want to see today

That’s how it’s done

fcking weebs

Nice one kiddo

Nice job mate!

Shoutout to my homie PH

*disappointment noise*

Today’s my Birthday!

Women are bi...

Jabbacado the hut

wtf tampax?

Who knows this?

all because of some crack(ers)

Yeah but why

To spread the vegan message

Got this masterpiece one!

Urban Monk

Anon is relatable

Corvyette

That's a dangerous power

WAHOOOOOO

Well played, Netflix. Well played.

Honey it’s pretty windy

Custard

Gym anyone?

Remember This Man?

Not my fault, just saying

Gotta love yourself some watercooled cpus

Bro chill I was just jaywalking

Gay, your mom

Pure Betrayal

Outstanding move

Saying hi wasn't that easy back then lol

Ay mate

Old man

So my buddy was just trying to show us this bottle of liquor his boss bought him...

your daily dose of wholesomeness <3

Who knows

Wheres the LAMB SAAAAUCE

Good ol' WD-40

12 Pies Please

Astonishing.

#trashchallenge

Hey, I trust ya buddy, gimme the hat.

Saluuuute

All microwaves need a chaos mode.

Oops. See ya in 2029.

I guess I need a different outlet?

No more kisses after that

“It’s all apart of God’s plan”

Release the QUAKEN!

*A Worthy Opponent Appears*

Make that lifetime.

Never be that guy

He'd never give you detention for no reason, either

Treaty of Birdskies Colorized

ayyy according to aerodynamics I shouldn't be able to fly

Hello There

D R E A D

I think you'll have to be of a certain age & British to get this.

It's all a waiting game

Pickle Apocalypse

Spread happiness

Saw Peter Griffin irl on The Price is Right

Not gonna lie, they had us in the first half

My phone's battery case finally arrived in the mail! I'm really gonna miss being a mom...

realistic

It has new players or something?

So dumb

The negotiations were short

The message on this candy machine is a bit... dated

This spoon gets it

Garfield.

Deserves recognition

Well that is dark

At least it got some use right?

The face on this guy!