Write something about yourself. Try to be short and funny!
Life Of A Sociopath
At least the camera's good.
At least it would have smelt nice
I'm going to hell for laughing hard
You are our only hope
Finally, we are getting somewhere.
Every damn night!!
Just siblings things
No rest for the wicked
Trying to get a response from my girlfriend.
Bees make the best tasting vomit of any animal.
Anon the snitch
That guy in the background looks just like Keanu Reeves...
Just see below
thank for the idea :)
Texans are a whole ‘mother thing
Auto corrected sexy *** to sexy birch this is what I got .
Sometimes it's better to throw in the towel
Veni Vidi Vici
We shouldn’t laugh at poor doggo...
That's a record I dont want to see today
That’s how it’s done
Nice one kiddo
Nice job mate!
Shoutout to my homie PH
Today’s my Birthday!
Women are bi...
Jabbacado the hut
Who knows this?
all because of some crack(ers)
Yeah but why
To spread the vegan message
Got this masterpiece one!
Anon is relatable
That's a dangerous power
Well played, Netflix. Well played.
Honey it’s pretty windy
Remember This Man?
Not my fault, just saying
Gotta love yourself some watercooled cpus
Bro chill I was just jaywalking
Gay, your mom
Saying hi wasn't that easy back then lol
So my buddy was just trying to show us this bottle of liquor his boss bought him...
your daily dose of wholesomeness <3
Wheres the LAMB SAAAAUCE
Good ol' WD-40
12 Pies Please
Hey, I trust ya buddy, gimme the hat.
All microwaves need a chaos mode.
Oops. See ya in 2029.
I guess I need a different outlet?
No more kisses after that
“It’s all apart of God’s plan”
Release the QUAKEN!
*A Worthy Opponent Appears*
Make that lifetime.
Never be that guy
He'd never give you detention for no reason, either
Treaty of Birdskies Colorized
ayyy according to aerodynamics I shouldn't be able to fly
D R E A D
I think you'll have to be of a certain age & British to get this.
It's all a waiting game
Saw Peter Griffin irl on The Price is Right
Not gonna lie, they had us in the first half
My phone's battery case finally arrived in the mail! I'm really gonna miss being a mom...
It has new players or something?
The negotiations were short
The message on this candy machine is a bit... dated
This spoon gets it
Well that is dark
At least it got some use right?
The face on this guy!