Well excuuuuuuse me

....and I just lost all my work

Okay, officer

Ain't no narc

So bummed this isn’t real :(

Only once a year

They do?

But what about myself?

Well, NBC nightly news ***ing missed this one...

I just need about...

Dog surrenders to police as his human get arrested.

R.I.P ☹️

Cant wait for WWIII

same

Even the playing field...

Wow sounds like a real stand up guy

Anon sees you later

I still have flashbacks

Larry knows what he likes

Amazon Review: Much Whiter

THE BASSMASTER...

A young birdwatcher opens his reference book

This is a cursed image of beardless Hagrid and crackhead Harry.

I'm not scared of commitment I promise

Sometimes you gotta bring all your tools to a duel

Has anyone seen this cat?

Bird of paradise

Lot of rich people right now

Checkmate ♟

SFW Kiwi Post

Best way to ruin a weekend

the resting face we need, but not what we deserve

Ain’t no party like a Boston Tea Party

Don't let T-Series win

Introducing Lizard Cop

The biological components of a popsicle

Pi Rats of the Caribbean

Gheegur is Spanish for Yoshi

Stop adding “og!”

Parking like a champion

Or lock yourself in a room

Gottem

So that was a damn lie

Could be a TV Show.

Just sold my pigeon on Ebay.....

Hung the washing out Boss!

Best interpretation of song lyrics ever!

Liked what he saw

Bumper sticker of the year.

My friend and I say this to each other when we’re tired now

In the end, Waldo finds himself.

Grandma loves you!

How many more licks?

Me, an Intellectual..

Max just wants to be loved

Your Parents are never as cool

4000 points to Gryffindor!!!

It's just another Classic on the Wall.

Only a sith listens absolutly

I don't understand how you can keep forgetting that

Subscribe to Dolan Dark

coincidence 100

I’d rather the donut.

Good doggo!

Yes

It's a full-time job, gaiz

Elf Eyes

That’s definitely a 10

"friendly rivalry"

You just missed them

Child-zilla

What’s the purpose of the clock?

Not cool

It’s all popular opinions there now.

The world connects in strange ways

They must honor the ancient covenant

Revisionist history

I‘d love to see that movie

Yeah. Of Course.

Not gonna lie they had us in the first half

Only traumatized people will get this

My son picked out his own back to school shirt.

#trashtag

Big Harma

Sorry if it reposted.

Tring tring

You just got done did

Don't mess with our tea!

As a baker, I see this cat a lot.

Taken literally

house

Clearly a robot.

Owned

W͚̮̳̜̚a̜͚ͩ̅̈͞t͙̰̞͚ȩ̱͚̼͍̯̩̒̏ͅrͫ̀

In the name of the father, the son and the holy Obi-Wan

Will they ever learn?

Got em

Pearl Harbour, December 7th 1941

Living in the woods and being environmentalist are becoming more different than expected.

My parents collect old stuff and my dad just came home with this. Do I tell them?