They must honor the ancient covenant

Revisionist history

I‘d love to see that movie

Yeah. Of Course.

Not gonna lie they had us in the first half

Only traumatized people will get this

My son picked out his own back to school shirt.

#trashtag

Big Harma

Sorry if it reposted.

Tring tring

You just got done did

Don't mess with our tea!

As a baker, I see this cat a lot.

Taken literally

house

Clearly a robot.

Owned

W͚̮̳̜̚a̜͚ͩ̅̈͞t͙̰̞͚ȩ̱͚̼͍̯̩̒̏ͅrͫ̀

In the name of the father, the son and the holy Obi-Wan

Will they ever learn?

Got em

Pearl Harbour, December 7th 1941

Living in the woods and being environmentalist are becoming more different than expected.

My parents collect old stuff and my dad just came home with this. Do I tell them?

Art lesson with Butt

Forrest’s mom knew what was up

Engineer got autobalanced ... somehow

I want to know more about this

-::::::-

A classic in the making

Freedom I guess

2.8 is too generous

And the cycle continues...

Thx for the heads up!

Best service ever!

Destroy the hostiles

this explains a lot

I need more friends.

Four

God damn it

Hmm

nice

I would have chosen red

what is this?

Make cents?

Bout' to Nut

problems..

That’s me to a tee

real shit?

My cat parties harder than me and he just sleeps

Stupid Squid

my disappointed is immeasurable and my day is ruined

Pow pow

print('eat') print('eat') print('eat') print('eat') print('eat')

You don't wanna be sucking something in front of your homies

I hope so

They took the midnight train going anywhere

Lighting design fail

You're a Harry wizard

Here comes the zeus juice

It's the new prequel meme

That moment you realise the finals are coming

Cursed knowledge

Damn furries

Next they’re going to make up “e” day , and have people celebrate with ecstasy. They’d Probably sell a lot of math but regret it the next day.

Mic drop

My 4 year old thinks he’s a ninja so my wife took a “before” picture and showed him. He absolutely thinks he’s completely invisible in front of our black appliances.

*Clapping continues*

I am not healthy

Filthy weeb does an awoo

outstanding move

According to plan

Make your decision

Her heart beats for me now

*** PETA

"I'm Free"

One of the best go f#@k yourself from the 50s

madlad

We all know this would happen

Just give it more time.

I love it!

About that college scandal...

Billboards in Florida

Ufoo?!

I Lost My Car Keys!

Know your proper hand signals

I've dated three different versions of her, so I can confirm this is accurate.

Stop spreading measles you backward ass hillbillies

Creativity 100

just like the simulations

How daleks garden

I had a cat so I can confirm

Oh Ruthe...

My dad got this notice...

Meanwhile, in Scotland...

I love this, and I love this aquarium I used to go to all the time

Times were simpler then

I have stranger questions than that.

Damn it Mario