"My name is Dog, and I am an alcoholic."

Carl sleeps with the humans

My salary

:)))))

J. Lo has been gathering stones as if she was Thanos

ORA

I'm in an all boy band, and they don't suspect a thing.

Boss Level

What a great ad

Sunday funday

Yeeeeeaaah BUOY

Keep us posted

It’s all according to God’s plan...

The main reason I know how a piano works

happy tiger

About 0.000001 results

Tiny doppelgängers

And thus the story is finished with a trilogy

My bestie and I traveled back from the future

Little diner in Redstone, CO

*TWAS YOU ALL ALONG*

Took me three days to recover.

Watch your language.

D&D OC based on too many stories

Hue

Anon ***ed up

Interesting shirt.

pod

Not mine. but who ever had this idea, is genius.

They won’t notice

Never took middle schools science apparently

worse to be the second person though

How To Prevent Public Urinating

I thought I had just met RevolverOcelot, instead it was just a fcking nooooormieeeeeeeeeeeeee

effective

A murder.

The moment my cat got stuck on her scratching post

This bass

Sign at a neighborhood park. Read the fine print.

My girlfriend's a 5th grade teacher, and an aspiring cartoonist. She's starting up a comic series called "Summers Off". Enjoy!

go fast

poor dogo

'splain

Aww bless him

Whenever I encounter a small obstacle in my life

*Me and Victoria*

Yeah, f*ck this thing

*checks phone*

Debt cycle

XoX

Please resume all normal activity

Atleast Russians did that right...

So I Was Handed This The Other Day

Fasion in the snow.

After years of hard work, I got a good paying job and I’m finally able to afford this cup of coffee. Don’t give up on your dreams.

Best gift ever!

Just relationship things...

Only losers use toilet paper

When you have an actual government

Which one of these two, were you?

we are safe boiz

This looks very creepy... And the guy thought that it is a good idea... :)

For the 1 time that I do care.

Hot Fire!

Das it mane

Tinky Winky, Lala, Dibsy...

Breakfast.

Ask Mum....

"Anyways, here's Wonderwall"

hail eggboi

pure evil

We have the power

Fridge theft is an issue at my job....

I snoozed, I losed

Yep that’s me

ANIMALS OF THE WORLD.

First signs of spring...

When this happens with me :D

How horrible

But the rule of 3 can

Confused!

this man is a genius

But all of my saved games from 1997 are in there!

Excellent advice

Screw it yourself

nice

soundtrack

Poland will have so much trouble

We are nothing but dicks.

Ha! Got eem

I wonder why....

Thankfully all he does is buy hotdogs

My dog is acting strange today

Any guys available?

I thought it sounded like a piano

I'd probably say that too

set

Hmm, I could swear that was 5 hours

Anybody else's favorite installment?

I have a preference for shitten myself