It aintt that hard

Rabies before babies

Everyone got one

Zillion Dollar advice

Gotta get the bread

Accurate

Damn germs.

Anon at night

Any other grown-ass adults out here completely unable to manage their own bedtime and living in a constant state of exhaustion? Same

Sytem has successfully been updated

Dikachu. I choose You.

I never saw it coming

Damm autocorrect!

Dab Prevention Cones

Anon is weird

It actually is like that

unbreachable

when ant man finishes expanding from inside the Thanus

Sauce?

Gonna name my kid "God Emperor of Humanity"

Sweet.....

#1 Daddy

If you can imagine a new color... 1000 IQ

They look alike alright

Found this and almost died laughing.

Trust me, you won't regret it.

Call me by your name.

I trust him, what about you?

thank you for your service

*Photosynthesis-in-progress*

Hmmm

How long did it take you to figure out what’s going on here?

My buddy snapped this on his way to work

I’ll take the last one.

Found this in store

To be followed.

Dang grandpa you should've told us

Karen, where the hell are my shots!

I mean it is true.

Did a mosquito build this hotel room?

Silly body.

Weeeeeeeeell

I yeet my meat upon ur feet

Well done Mark...well done.

Semper idim

Yep! Everyone is valued.

It’s that time of year again folks

I at least hope they mention it

It's funny, because it's sad.

Amazing game plan

Rip Life Insurance

oh boi Endgame is gonna be awesome

is this legittimate?

i'm in

of course they will!

If I had the power I'd ban all of you.

The real task when driving

Dolphin taking scantron test

In touch with the ground, I'm on the hunt down, I'm after you

TFW you are guiding your drunk friend out of the bar and they try to socialize with every person in your way.

Hmmmmm, lovely bouquet of phenylalanine.....

It's fun...

Modern problems required modern solutions

Competitiveness in a whole new level

My attempt to get a friend to watch Game of Thrones didn’t go as planned

Big chonk. Oh Lawd He Comin

After 8 years of learning to speak German, this is what I get..

the one in the middle looks like jim carrey lol

Moon jokes

Thank God For Dodge

I don’t know who you are Abraham, but I got you

Tesla testing new self-driving vehicle with robotic chauffeur

I bought that same mat for my mom for xmas. I raise you one English bulldog!

The simple pleasures in life

A lovely talk between my parents

Pupper Problems

agreed

Help me off my horse

thot destroyer

Usa in four words

Let it rip!

Her side of the bed versus your side.

Roller coaster

be gone, or not ? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

My gay roommate got sick of people drinking his milk.

Don't bite off more than you can chew

Seems like Everyone is Online

my neighbor

Tip: how not to get arrested carrying weed

This took a wrong turn

Only real scientists will get this joke!

Ah, my type of tinder.

Greatest creation

Overclock

nature is astonishing

Finding Francis!!!

All right Rowling, we get it.

Secret encounters

UnSiNkAbLe

Sorry officer, it was green.