Give me the launch codes father

When your ex starts taking yoga

Let me innn

good honest work

Somebody help him!

Congratulations, You played yourself.

[ D: ]

Good guy krillian

I make chalk signs for work, here’s my latest

Her dumb asphalt tsk tsk

*job interview*

A dangerous moment

Orange Ricky

It’s pretty clear idk bout you

bigger

Anemia trippin

He’s my fursona

Wonder Woman Vs. Batman...

This sign in my hometown.

I know what I’m doing

Realistic review of a multivitamin product

cant handle it

Go Alabama!

Always talking

57 years ago today

steel

I drew a couple Thumb Wrestlers

Up and up and up...

Cute cactus on my friend’s balcony

And thinking of how to defend against an attack

Socially liberal, fiscally conservative

Capt tiny arm

Looks at meeee

Frosted Flakes!!!!!!

Ballon hair

My story about an eBay item.

Well, he’s not LYING

Lol... Jk

How to take a selfie with your dog.....

Whenever my mom buys me a gift, she sends me a picture of the sales associate that helped her

Sean Bean on the run

I have it mastered.

Instant mask

Don’t forget “processed in a plant that may have processed grapes.”

This ones special

NO PLEASE HES JUST A KID

Letting me down Steven

The birth of a legend

Korean thug life

Thanks Umami Bowl, 11/10 quality service

Atleast it's not a dick pic

The Big Sneak

This never fail to make me laugh. Happy friday, internet people

That face, tho...

Baby Alligator enjoying a backrub

Eleven!

it wasn't your fault

Sad

Elon would like to know your location

Love yourself.

This made me laugh too hard

wanna breed?

Horror movie food

No your mom!

A quick history lesson.

Don't *** with Barbara!

Y'all come look at Bobby

He's having a good time

Anon and his brother

It's a bit windy out today.

This is me, why is this me?

I wish I was making this shit up.

He probably froze to death.

Think before you kill

Play your part

Ran into this guy at the airport

thats a nice way to die tho

This neighborhood cat attacked my dog while we went for a walk. I thought he looked familiar...

The real motivation for the "snap"

What goes on in a McDonald's cashier's mind when Lord visits stoned

Cute you should read lol

*chuckles* Woody.

difform and unholy horror

Useful infographic

Holy Shit! Is that a ᴹᴼᵀᴱᴿᶠᵁᶜᴷᴵᴺᴳ Jojo reference!?

Heey

Three.

Theratrix

The old days..

Deck, Michael, DECK

Penetration laws

The Most Legendary Plot Twist

Very innocent

Or was the fire mixtape that burned the house down

My wife and SIL ran errands for the day and saw this sign on a taco/Mexican restaurant.

Top tip

Clever girl

Dead.

This ruined my childhood...........

Proposal gone wrong........