What goes on in a McDonald's cashier's mind when Lord visits stoned
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Who voted me up to 12k karma?
Cute you should read lol
difform and unholy horror
Holy Shit! Is that a ᴹᴼᵀᴱᴿᶠᵁᶜᴷᴵᴺᴳ Jojo reference!?
The old days..
Deck, Michael, DECK
The Most Legendary Plot Twist
Or was the fire mixtape that burned the house down
My wife and SIL ran errands for the day and saw this sign on a taco/Mexican restaurant.
This ruined my childhood...........
Proposal gone wrong........
No planned obsolescence here.
yeah, but it wasn't that bad
Printer run out of ink.
For anyone who is learning or has learned French
Suspense is killing me
I am HAPPYSAD
Best bumper sticker
You said it.
I got kicked out
Oh wait! Oh no!
It gives us joy
do not feed the intern
He is not
My friend has been practicing restoring and colorizing old photos.
*laughs in already disappointed someone in bed*
Sometimes Revenge is the best remedy zzz
What's your power?
It aintt that hard
Rabies before babies
Everyone got one
Zillion Dollar advice
Gotta get the bread
Anon at night
Any other grown-ass adults out here completely unable to manage their own bedtime and living in a constant state of exhaustion? Same
Sytem has successfully been updated
Dikachu. I choose You.
I never saw it coming
Dab Prevention Cones
Anon is weird
It actually is like that
when ant man finishes expanding from inside the Thanus
Gonna name my kid "God Emperor of Humanity"
That single molecule of serotonin keeping you sane
If you can imagine a new color... 1000 IQ
They look alike alright
Found this and almost died laughing.
Trust me, you won't regret it.
Call me by your name.
I trust him, what about you?
thank you for your service
How long did it take you to figure out what’s going on here?
My buddy snapped this on his way to work
I’ll take the last one.
Found this in store
To be followed.
Dang grandpa you should've told us
Karen, where the hell are my shots!
I mean it is true.
Did a mosquito build this hotel room?
I yeet my meat upon ur feet
Well done Mark...well done.
Yep! Everyone is valued.
It’s that time of year again folks
I at least hope they mention it
It's funny, because it's sad.
Amazing game plan
Rip Life Insurance
oh boi Endgame is gonna be awesome
is this legittimate?
of course they will!
If I had the power I'd ban all of you.
The real task when driving
Dolphin taking scantron test
In touch with the ground, I'm on the hunt down, I'm after you