Deck, Michael, DECK

Penetration laws

The Most Legendary Plot Twist

Very innocent

Or was the fire mixtape that burned the house down

My wife and SIL ran errands for the day and saw this sign on a taco/Mexican restaurant.

Top tip

Clever girl

Dead.

This ruined my childhood...........

Proposal gone wrong........

No planned obsolescence here.

yeah, but it wasn't that bad

What color?

Printer run out of ink.

For anyone who is learning or has learned French

Suspense is killing me

I am HAPPYSAD

Best bumper sticker

You said it.

I got kicked out

Oh wait! Oh no!

It gives us joy

do not feed the intern

Press F

He is not

My friend has been practicing restoring and colorizing old photos.

sHe WOkE

*laughs in already disappointed someone in bed*

Sometimes Revenge is the best remedy zzz

What's your power?

It aintt that hard

Rabies before babies

Everyone got one

Zillion Dollar advice

Gotta get the bread

Accurate

Damn germs.

Anon at night

Any other grown-ass adults out here completely unable to manage their own bedtime and living in a constant state of exhaustion? Same

Sytem has successfully been updated

Dikachu. I choose You.

I never saw it coming

Damm autocorrect!

Dab Prevention Cones

Anon is weird

It actually is like that

unbreachable

when ant man finishes expanding from inside the Thanus

Sauce?

Gonna name my kid "God Emperor of Humanity"

Sweet.....

#1 Daddy

If you can imagine a new color... 1000 IQ

They look alike alright

Found this and almost died laughing.

Trust me, you won't regret it.

Call me by your name.

I trust him, what about you?

thank you for your service

*Photosynthesis-in-progress*

Hmmm

How long did it take you to figure out what’s going on here?

My buddy snapped this on his way to work

I’ll take the last one.

Found this in store

To be followed.

Dang grandpa you should've told us

Karen, where the hell are my shots!

I mean it is true.

Did a mosquito build this hotel room?

Silly body.

Weeeeeeeeell

I yeet my meat upon ur feet

Well done Mark...well done.

Semper idim

Yep! Everyone is valued.

It’s that time of year again folks

I at least hope they mention it

It's funny, because it's sad.

Amazing game plan

Rip Life Insurance

oh boi Endgame is gonna be awesome

is this legittimate?

i'm in

of course they will!

If I had the power I'd ban all of you.

The real task when driving

Dolphin taking scantron test

In touch with the ground, I'm on the hunt down, I'm after you

TFW you are guiding your drunk friend out of the bar and they try to socialize with every person in your way.

Hmmmmm, lovely bouquet of phenylalanine.....

It's fun...

Modern problems required modern solutions

Competitiveness in a whole new level

My attempt to get a friend to watch Game of Thrones didn’t go as planned

Big chonk. Oh Lawd He Comin

After 8 years of learning to speak German, this is what I get..

the one in the middle looks like jim carrey lol

Moon jokes