The house cleaning will just have to wait.

Inhale through the ears, exhale through the ass

Small towns

how do you turn this on

Anon is dangerous

We need to go deeper

thats tuff

"So this is why I was getting sleep paralysis every night..."

Grandpa has some words for you...

Useless, you are to me

Seriously do not touch

To protect the identity of the innocent...

Couldn’t be more true....

Immature florida ...

F**king Ernie

Finally I found it!

Engineering Flowchart !

Saw this in my kid’s doctor’s office.

My brains on something

Ever happened to you..??

Just keep walking Mr. Frodo...

“gurl ima have to call you back”

The daily grind

Barbra Streisand had so much plastic surgery she's starting to look like Ron Perlman from the 80's Beauty and The Beast TV show.

Wait what are those here

The Real Truth.

idk how to title

A seedy criminal

Oldie but a goodie.

Bundles

A Veterinarian Showing A Cat How Fat He Is

This is my argument to people who say sleeping naked is dumb

My favorite mug!

"Hold my beer......."

This is my only standard.

Therapists: Now lie down then open your cabinet Patient:

New Home!

I can't believe you've done this

My wife had this as her profile picture. And yes, her cropping skills are just terrible.

Suddenly it all makes sense

Poor bear was just trying to help

Watch out Warsaw!

Pucker up.

Grug think Grugs play at being Spirits

get me aboard!

Matt is a dick

Best feeling.

Don't..!!

Antichrist

“Are you choking?”

My cvs receipt almost reaches my height

Hello you sorting by new!

Cat's new eye

JK Rowling Twitter

And a $5 tip

One of the kids in my house stole one of my wings and tried to replace it without me noticing

Here's some bad news

Keanu.

Wolverine or Two Batmans Kissing?

I'm holding the sun

She really is the strongest.

Anon the cat

Got this in the mail yesterday!

Gotta go fwaaaaast

Problem, solved

Highest engineering

Alexa, this is so sad

Too many cars

Wholesome

J.K. Rowling at it again

Oh how the turn tables

Facts or fiction

Boy, everyone is stupid except me.

My daily

Raylin is Relatable

Kilt friendly bar stools in Ireland

Because dating just one is boring

Yeah wtf, Florida?

Good parenting advice

Good comeback

In and out, 20 minute adventure

Good boy Thor

Good boy Thor

We were warned in the 80s about the college admissions scandal

The sass is strong at this brewery I went to.

Give that professor a raise

Cartman explains the Laws of Physics

Hit or miss I bet they always miss

we're trying....

Hmmm where’d the last one go?

James Franco is a national treasure.

Your time will come soon

Don’t be ashamed

It might have overate... Alot

It's true..!!

When someone start telling the truth.

Really makes you think.

Life is too short.

I have a thing with my home toilet❤️

Wow, he has at least 5 days worth of monster