"Hold my beer......."

This is my only standard.

Therapists: Now lie down then open your cabinet Patient:

New Home!

I can't believe you've done this

My wife had this as her profile picture. And yes, her cropping skills are just terrible.

Suddenly it all makes sense

Poor bear was just trying to help

Watch out Warsaw!

Pucker up.

Grug think Grugs play at being Spirits

get me aboard!

Matt is a dick

Best feeling.

Don't..!!

Antichrist

“Are you choking?”

My cvs receipt almost reaches my height

Hello you sorting by new!

Cat's new eye

JK Rowling Twitter

And a $5 tip

One of the kids in my house stole one of my wings and tried to replace it without me noticing

Here's some bad news

Keanu.

Wolverine or Two Batmans Kissing?

I'm holding the sun

She really is the strongest.

Anon the cat

Got this in the mail yesterday!

Gotta go fwaaaaast

Problem, solved

Highest engineering

Alexa, this is so sad

Too many cars

Wholesome

J.K. Rowling at it again

Oh how the turn tables

Facts or fiction

Boy, everyone is stupid except me.

My daily

Raylin is Relatable

Kilt friendly bar stools in Ireland

Because dating just one is boring

Yeah wtf, Florida?

Good parenting advice

Good comeback

In and out, 20 minute adventure

Good boy Thor

Good boy Thor

We were warned in the 80s about the college admissions scandal

The sass is strong at this brewery I went to.

Give that professor a raise

Cartman explains the Laws of Physics

Hit or miss I bet they always miss

we're trying....

Hmmm where’d the last one go?

James Franco is a national treasure.

Your time will come soon

Don’t be ashamed

It might have overate... Alot

It's true..!!

When someone start telling the truth.

Really makes you think.

Life is too short.

I have a thing with my home toilet❤️

Wow, he has at least 5 days worth of monster

Sorry, maybe if you appeal I might consider

Room for Jack

Irritating af

Learning for life, accurate as can be

Come With Me,If You Want to lift.

Tell me more, tell me more...

We all know that's how it works

Be careful guys it's spring again

Can anyone help?

I personally prefer coke, but that might just be me

Nothing can stop me now

Hampsterdam

Anything works

Well boy do I have some news for you!

It’s a shame how far some hunters will go to slaughter innocent things

Good Job Scott!

And I stopped to post this here

Anon gets a dog

Can I get an F in chat

Thanos ruined THAT industy

tha wee las can caber toss now can she?

My newest wallpaper

Jenny I found your number

never mess with the special

Something that all species can relate to

Can’t stop laughing...

Master and Commander

My grandfather bought this neck massager online. He thinks it’s interesting that this model is also waterproof

Mathematically perfect pupper

Reading Acceptance

Every guy

A hole is a hole

All this time!