Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
163,857 6-Year Club
Been there buddy. Keep your whiskers up!
Avengers - The Final Cut
Adopt me now human!
Church of the lizard people
Yawned just reading this.
I don't want no trouble..
Netflix, it’s in your court now
Real Yu-Gi-Oh fans take showers
Work life in Bioware
Better to be safe than sorry.
"No one will ever know how cool I was just now"
If I had only stopped at the store
nothing wrong with boomerangs
Pizza is toast?
His future self
Misunderstood murder cows
Hardwork is really hard
its complicated (can someone gift me skyrim)
Been watching Simpsons for nostalgia forgot how funny it can be.
my eyes ow
Protest for Protester!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The best purchase I’ve made in a long time.
It do be like that sometimes
Can this helmet unlock phones with face recognition?
Makes sense, doesn’t it?
Let's all jump in this photo
Save the trees
I am in full tranquility
The cursed ones
”Hey, I can roll my tongue”
The 1980s - such an innocent decade
He’s doing his best
I present you the labrasauras
I couldn’t see it at first.
Until Charlie bites a finger
Bye but not bye, so bye again
I still remember how to play "Mary Had a Little Lamb," but I have no idea how to make a budget and stick to it. Thanks, school.
dark pizza souls
This is Rick and Morty level shit here
Come to life
We'll be bffs forever
I ordered some samples from a blinds store and in special instructions i told them to add a nice doodle
I would help, but...
Know Your Cats!
The perfect photo doesn’t exis...
Your facial hair says a lot about you
That's his cat?
Not your classic missionaries
I teared up reading this.
A new form of age indicator
Can’t handle the heat
I spotted this beauty of a window sticker today
I just had my mind blown, i can't stop doing this
I for one welcome our new reptile overlords
Tough week for Jeff Bezos
Dinero para tu bebe?
I hate it when that happens
Now I'll be up all nite thinking about this.
Whole story in a nutshell
Teach 'em young
A special place in hell for jogggers...
I’m with him.
Dreams are real
What's Disney's obsession with retarded birds?
Summary of my public education...
Friends and I got together to pickup some trash. #trashtag
Pubic service announcement!
A few months ago, my friends and I got our photos taken at JC Penny Studios. Today, we put it up on a billboard in our hometown.
can't start the car because of this fat little lazy ugly cute drunk guy!
Whenever I go drinking
oh kids and their technology
Pay to Play
Some strive to reach Nirvana their entire lives, some people are already there...
This little ***er... #42.
He's a treasure
I want my electric scooter god dam it