Write something about yourself. Try to be short and funny!
Somebody has to break this stalemate
After eating Buffalo Wild Wings.
Cartels are waiting
El Chapo can you sleep at night?
hey cheer up
*laughs in Slav*
He sure doesn't
I blame Starlord
the machine transfers the depression to its operator
L O B S T E R
like that they be
I seen’t it
Never eat soggy waffles
; -| :-|
Yeah.... Yeah... No, NOOO
Life in the 21st Century is hard
It never ends!!
Mick in a box.
I Tried The Dali Method For Creativity
Is it coincidence??
That’s not how it works
Just wanted some cold water..jeez
Death that's disgusting!
The state of the Internet today
Noah is a killer
“Old Town Road” in physical form.
Finish the goddamn story people!
The three stages of being
World’s first photo of a black hole
Time to shine
This goes out to all the younger siblings who had no idea
Holy shit i rolled a 3 in jumanji
Let's hope she didn't forget the lamb sauce
An absolute must
i will be watching you
4 months in, going strong.
That’s narcissistic lol
Wow what a beautiful day!
It didn’t work out for either of us.
Housing market is tough these days
Some of you will understand the joke
Anon gets banned
"Take this shovel, and fill that pothole"
Anon is not smart
ITS ***ING RAW
so my situation is......
One thing is reliable
A stranger with special eyesight
Almost every article promoting the news of the first image of a black hole.
Came across this masterpiece on my FB timeline today
i think this is......
What in da...
We're living in 2019, this guy's living in 2039
I want to be a forklift operator.
Failure to comply will result in having your p0rn license revoked
I think they skipped a step there
lets remember that shall we?
Such is life ..
pulled a sneaky on ya
What the duck ?
I BUILT MY CAT A FORT
This i feel is my motto :
Betty is a straight goon
something something nippon
Taking a few friends with me.
funny dog love me so much
Client expectation vs client budget
What motivates you?
Pumba dropping knowledge
Man, they grow up fast!
Dude, that's not how it works.
Something's off here
Why, yes I am Mr. Rubble...
Keanu Reeves, he's The One
What a huge difference 20 years makes...