Kudos to this guy for letting the world know he's annoying to talk to in a bare minimum of 3 different ways

Gotta go phast

This is how much you mind your business in NYC

Catholic School logo. They don't even try to hide it

Fox news just aired this photoshopped Ambien label on TV

“New bulbs, got it. Is it a 4 or 6 cylinder?”

I never knew there were signs for burnouts!

Hue

Ranking Of Crystals, Based On Their Popularity As A Name For A Stripper

It is all I can see...

Guess I'll have to cancel my plans

I would do it.

This is so sad

Macdolan

Got the new safety hats at work!

It’s faster now.

My son ripped Mr.T out of the A-Team van, to reveal he’s actually Mr. Ampu-T

Face of ?

Plastic surgery addiction is real

Rare photo of mysterious monster

I'm just here to post my thots on spider-man

Austin is the smart kid

Better name than Avengers

Fursecution in action

(not OC)

Arms. Still. Blue.

shrek eats chocolate

Yes

tell me where is the lie?

Paramount

I am now enlightened

They had us in the trailer, not gonna lie

DMV lady had to call her superiors to confirm that this man, this pastafarian, can in fact take his photo with a strainer on his for religious purposes.

Saving the banana for later.

Birthday card for an old friend

So my grade 5 son had his “the birds and the bees” lesson at school today. Needless to say he wasn’t impressed.

We Would Have Gotten Away With It Too

Lightning McQueen

Guess her speed !!!

Keep believing yourself!

If it works it's not stupid!

Nobody reads these anyway.

Ummmm no...

ligma

Fire up the grill

Good morning, beautiful

My daughter wanted to be in the photo with us. We didn't tell her we were going to kiss.

Wakanda

What the fridge

Captain Mother Fu@#er

Women take this

Saw this today at a rest stop in Oklahoma. Happy to see he still has a great sense of humor!

haha, very cool Bill :)

Every time I come home I feel like I'm going to get stabbed ...

HDMI

Return to glory

Better than it looks

choke

Oh how the turn tables

It do be like that sometimes

That voice

life is pain

Shrek 5 looks lit

We'll see

warning: earrape

Super Pingas Man

This review of an Irish police station

What happens after 30?

Tis be true

Good luck with that

Clever spooderman

Impressive af

Venn Diagram: Similarities between bank robbers, DJs, preachers, and mom taking off your sweater...

Appropriate placing

We want depression Sonic

Batman Cosplay

This dickhead.

Focused on the treat

I’m sorry to say but tis true

H'what in tarnation

Wow I'm taller than Harry Potter.

Found this note in a drawer at IKEA, send help

Type of people like this are elite

The world of technology.

Sing it out loud..

Haha I'd start randomly dancing in front of those camers

Theres always that one guy

Fr

First things first.

Most Aggressive Dog Breed

The 4 Stages of Eating Cheese

Weird Al Yankovic has finally won his new Grammy. He thinks it makes his previous ones obsolete

Whoever put this, thank you

I just noticed this

Anon makes memes

Did you put the meth in the evidence locker?

Peace frog

Crusade.exe

Paid for my ex’s glasses and decided to spend a little extra for an engraving.

Say it aint so!