It's my birthday today. I suffer from depression. I was asked what I wanted for my birthday. I said "I just want to be happy" This is what my sister gave me hahaha
So grateful to all the motherboards out there.
Trying to open a fridge
Hello From Russia
boys of the locker room
Being responsible on payday is nearly impossible
My eight year old daughter asked if she could make a funny mother's day card with one bad word.
The only conspiracy theory I accept
Childhood fantasies, I guess.
Good man Poppins....
Does it count? Happy Mother's Day!
Must be 81 to play...
Give them British accents
Today, Homer is 63 years old! Happy birthday Homer!
Luberty Union High
A long long time ago, in a galaxy far before Apps...
A Mother's Day Gift
You'll find out the hard way if you do
Kitty just wanted a pretzel - Shoulda asked for some help in the first place
that's how survival works
choose your fighter
-This is recylced-
Carrying the world on your shoulders not enough, they said.
Beards can make such a huge difference.
O how the turn tables
sorry no sauce but i'd like to know
All the royals
This cure is most effective
there is no improving on perfection
Stop the crack ***s breeding
Honest mother's day card
Hide and seek, Genius edition.
A kid has a point.
I need to stop speaking English.
if you know what I mean (^:
Mmmmm love me some good emu
Literally, was given a bag of dicks at the deli..
Works at 5am :(
Super hero dads
The struggle of the substitute teacher
SCIENCE IT'S LIKE MAGIC BUT REAL
Not a Grammar Nazi
They had a whale of a time
My Uber driver is copping an attitude.
GET IN, LOSER
A friend of ours has this illuminating picture on their fridge.
This sign at the local ice cream place
Reliability at its finest.
I mean... they just asked for it
Things you see walking around the neighbourhood.
My friend taking a swim on a mission trip in Senegal.
With words, come wisdom
I feel this
Everyone knows one
This explains everything !
Posts like this make me love my city's community facebook page
Long time no see!
Have you seen my cell phone?
Just because you can do something, doesnt mean you should
I never noticed the pattern at the bottom of Little Caesar's toga is just his initials.
My manager likes to put jokes on sale items when he gets bored!
Luckily she has some oxygen
He touched the butt
Ah shit here we go again
Don't watch this at work
Lloyd and Harry 25 years later
This mate got 5GB data for being player of the match!!!
Beep beep boop
Denver right now
Hes not wrong
The Tinder date
Anon is wright
I eat shoes and how about you?
These modern societal rules are so confusing
My neighbor posted our updated highway signage in Texas this morning.
I hope my 7 year old meant 'wrapping'.
This cat rolled in edible glitter and it's an instant galaxy cat
So far 3 birds, 1 plane, and 2 helicopters have been fined for speeding.
Made a Hugelol Logo in Photoshop :)
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Someone pay this man
DiCaprio and Cruise
This old 7-up advert