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robots rise up
The Tesla Cybertruck and it's sexy curves.
duel of the fates
This is so wrong, but too funny to pass up.
i am a meat man
First images of the Tesla Cybertruck reveal
No one likes a smartass *** Bev
Ima tell my kids this was Justin Bieber
i always get them mixed up.
My Chief concern about Kansas City...
This kid knows how to do Thanksgiving
A co-worker of mine flashed me his socks during today’s meeting.
Your current game controller is a boy or a girl?
become the anime girl you want to see
This wife’s response to her husbands vasectomy.
Yeah...Your Kids, AmIRight?
Basically every flat-earther
Somehow I think that this is a lie.
A teen's daily workout
Legal I am.
Saving the world in a Hollywood movie
It's not what you think it is...
Honest answers, honest folk.
I knew he looked familiar
When people brag about how much they love eating ass
You knew the whole time buddy!
I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw my callers; but today I thought I’d switch it up a bit. I drew myself:
That was written on the bathroom’s wall at my school
Took little time to find which stage of life I’m at.
Germany is always different
remember to reload
11th anniversary today. Hope her sense of humor's intact when she home from work....
living that born in 1856 LIFE
How to not End up on the Table
My stoner friend sent me this yesterday
Gamer is our word, you can call us gammas
When someone asks me where I see myself in 5 years
news spread fast these days
Cat for sale: Mint condition, still in original packaging.
My Local Gas Station
This is getting out of control...
There is always that one mate.....
My IT department
Ahh bye bye forest
It makes you wonder what's going on in there
My garbage collectors got this note this morning. Tis the Season!
Sleepover i must
These are documents, I promise
who would have thought that Anxiety support groups deliver such prime meme material
EPIC path DESTROYS feminist mother of two
I can't even afford to die
Cloud computing :D
A Froggy Meal
I guess it’s the truth spoke
telling my kids this was the neighborhood I grew up in
It's not just raining Nazi tears, it's a Heil
The head of HR at my firm has this favourite quote of hers displayed in her cabin!
Cat has a point...
We don't need your dirty boomer money
Medium rare?or well done
Я был похищен моими монгольскими секс-рабынями
The news is spreading fast
joes before hoes
I'm irresistible asf
The meaning of life
It was instinctual
Santa Claus is Cumming to town
Well well, who would've guessed?
Yeah, this post is shit
May be I am not competent enough to apply for Microsoft. But calling me an "Invalid variable" is not cool Microsoft :)
Jokes you can make in prison.
Gotta say tho, lookin a bit tasty
Had me in the first half.
My date asked me what I wanted to do for our gingerbread house... She probably shouldn't come to me for suggestions.
Ignore the caption.. but why does this cat look ***ing ginormous!
Burn the money...
Had to play supervisor at work Friday. In order the curb everyone’s enthusiasm I hung this outside my office.
Ain't nothing but a heartbreak.
Inconceivable! Mini Vizzini