I wish someone did this for me in so many social situations
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Ma'am have you tried turning off and on again?
My bestfriend's mother posted this and I can't stop laughing.
Yeah? Well, life's not like TV.
Unfortunate back to back articles
Laundry revenge is the best revenge
Beethoven in 2019
Somebody's car alarm must have been going off for a long time today here in Chicago...
Couldn't believe this name was real...
Harry Potter but written by an AI
And, now you know.
Always watch your back!
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I got allergies, man!
Luckily I also buy special crystals
Weird flex but ok
My mom gives me bandana's for my dog. She asked if he was using them yet so I sent her this.
Wait a minuuute
In light of the sad news, one of my favorites
U.S. Army's 4 Fundamentals of Marksmanship
this marker here
Had a good chuckle walking past a local Pub
Sparkle with the devil in the pale moonlight
We lost another legend boys
This is how my friend's dog greets guests
Every time i take my dog to the park
Dog with frisbee lips..
God wants to die
A Dog's Wish
***es aint nuthin but hoes and trix lick on the bawls and suk tha dik
That pink thing
The Hundred Anorexia Wood
The Fresh Prince's finest line..
fus roh nah
They really updated the Sonic design
My father told me the exact same yesterday
Kid asks mom: "Why is there such a detailed head on his stick figure body?" Cannot Unsee.
I laughed out loud.
Perhaps the most useful of them all
My wife just got this style haircut. Should I tell her or have her speak to a manager?
Ass for Gas
8 out of 10
Theft rate down 100% since we hired this fella
ALEX JONES SAVE THEM!
All aboard the bullet train!
Well at least I will no longer have to be harrased when entering or leaving a store.
Don't call me
A chickens gotta do what a chickens gotta do
I think I found my God !!!
GTA is not healthy for my driving instincts.
When Bob Ross drinks coffee
The security guard told me she saw my car and is happy another devout Christian works here
Whoah there bud.
And now we know.
Calc u later
Is everyone here?
this is me after I workout
It's never too late to laugh
Can't fall asleep
The green stone is Hulu
For fun I like to design fake products. The ReadyNapper is your on the go pillow for a power nap, anytime & anywhere.
Because *** you, that's why
God is dead
"You better f*cking do it.."
CPR in 4 steps
Anatomy of a French Bulldog
Who else can relate? I can.
Only cool kids understand.
My grandma is kind of mean
Thanks a lot Ford.
Been there. Programmed that.
Amazing paintwork on a train
Take pride in your job.