My mother-in-law left her jewelery case open and um.... Buttplugs. My mother in law wears fancy buttplugs.

I Would Definitely Go See This Remake.

No, really...

Did that actually happen?

This is how I die...

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She gets me...

Game of Friends

"I don't even know who you are"

My Mom's gardening calendar has a Tupac quote

Tell us what happened lad

Oh... Oh no!

Wow dad really funny

Chill and enjoy

It's the only thing keeping them at bay

I Have The POWER !!

Ten reasons to start drinking.

Eat like mall security is watching

Went to the zoo, found a red ruffed lemur finding his inner peace

Daisy Ridley in a Ridley Scott movie

Sent from my iPhone..with severe feels of guilt about my gullible existence.

daily dose of abortion memes

The original and best dragon mother.

Occam's Razor

Memorial Day Weekend Vibes

Beautiful sign placement.

see, i pulled a little sneaky on ya

We all remember these

Poor rhino

THE TRUTH ABOUT NEIL

theres 2 theres 4 theres 6 theres 8....

It's right there guys

It's great to see more places are finally offering vegan options.

Unforseen developments

That's actually true

Hey EX, look, its you !

This baby has perfected the "are they using my driveway to turn around??" look

Little overdone

I propose this

Discombobulate

ballin'

Finish flag

nice

New type of criminald

dogggo

rain

Where is the lie?

Sonic has no need for a bus tho

"Sorry for taking so long"

Futuristic!!

I unplugged it and plugged it back in

Saw someone get hit by a car today

Roll Tide!

Tbh tho.

Had me in the first half

that's genius.

Very interesting

Slow and steady wins the race

Um, someone didn't get the memo

Being charitable

Jesus: Water is fine. *looks right into the camera*

My best angle

Professor Jiggly

This is what I call a Japanese barbeque

Only Amelia Bedelia

Marvel Please make a movie on Stan Lee

Door dash order was not on timing as expected. Alcohol was involved.

These connected senior quotes

Asking the right questions.

hot

Thanks for waiting.

Graffiti found in my university toilet

Could be worse might wake up as Kobe.

I saw my favorite dog outside the grooming salon yesterday. She looked shocked that I don't live in the salon 24/7.

Youre Next.. Sorryy

Safety first!!

Origin of the word "boob"

Iron the creases out next time

I thought this person was really there

He ready to mingle

when_the_guy_in_uniform_is_your_husband

Lisa speaks the truth.

OMG Stay off of her!

Looks like CVS has some new competition!

Suprise McGonagall

One of the best face swaps I've seen

Cons of having a catto and a doggo at the same time

Was not expecting this at my granddaughter's dance recital.

Never felt like this before

Grave Robber

Those frickin honors kids

I have no shame

What should I do now!?

i do look like an alpaca though

oh no

Well Honey....

Absolutely nobody :                          French riots :

Uncle is a daughter ***er

get ready my brothers

it do be that way