Door dash order was not on timing as expected. Alcohol was involved.

These connected senior quotes

Asking the right questions.

hot

Thanks for waiting.

Graffiti found in my university toilet

Could be worse might wake up as Kobe.

I saw my favorite dog outside the grooming salon yesterday. She looked shocked that I don't live in the salon 24/7.

Youre Next.. Sorryy

Safety first!!

Origin of the word "boob"

Iron the creases out next time

I thought this person was really there

He ready to mingle

when_the_guy_in_uniform_is_your_husband

Lisa speaks the truth.

OMG Stay off of her!

Looks like CVS has some new competition!

Suprise McGonagall

One of the best face swaps I've seen

Cons of having a catto and a doggo at the same time

Was not expecting this at my granddaughter's dance recital.

Never felt like this before

Grave Robber

Those frickin honors kids

I have no shame

What should I do now!?

i do look like an alpaca though

oh no

Well Honey....

Absolutely nobody :                          French riots :

Uncle is a daughter ***er

get ready my brothers

it do be that way

We wish that was true

Quak quak!

One dead child...

At long last, I have collected all 6 Infinity Hens.

Pider-Sparker

Looks like Ms. Frizzle took the class to Chicago

This stoned car I saw at work today.

its just like comic con

cat.exe stopped working

After seeing the mural on the building, Dr. Barbie felt personally attacked.

The final boss of the internet

They couldn't handle the truth

Cute ass

nice

When someone waves at you but it's for the person walking behind you

Good read..

Have a great weekend USA!

he knows

Orientation Lock : On

That does look like a good sandwich

This cat is so fluffy

Oh ok

Leonardo DiCaprio basically treats women like car leases

Seems fair enough.

War never changes

cute victim

My mother's Master Plan

Alvin and the chipmunks was better than I remember

I can recommend this for some people...

According to this lady...

I require a sacrifice

Fun Uber drive

So true... so true

Today Squidward can finally relax!

And you guys say hornets are bad.

Invisibility Cloak, yours for 300 bucks.

How did i just find out about this now

Shut up and take my MONEY!!

web md sucks

Exactly what I want to do

But steel is heavier than feathers

oh no

Oh shit he died

Cap

SmOreos--these should be called SmOreos.

Voldemort was the real mvp

This sticker in a tool box

Scariest mofos

I am that old

This shouldn't have made me laugh but it did

Title

It's done...

I honest to god can't think of a title for this.

Southern hemisphere problems

Im going to hell for laughing at this

snore

dead weight gives the wrong fries, like wtf

The feels

Oh no

Or locker room i guess

HOL'UP!

Heh

Valid point!!

Give me that meat!

Enjoy the weekend ..

Chill Plankton