Was not expecting this at my granddaughter's dance recital.

Never felt like this before

Grave Robber

Those frickin honors kids

I have no shame

What should I do now!?

i do look like an alpaca though

oh no

Well Honey....

Absolutely nobody :                          French riots :

Uncle is a daughter ***er

get ready my brothers

it do be that way

We wish that was true

Quak quak!

One dead child...

At long last, I have collected all 6 Infinity Hens.

Pider-Sparker

Looks like Ms. Frizzle took the class to Chicago

This stoned car I saw at work today.

its just like comic con

cat.exe stopped working

After seeing the mural on the building, Dr. Barbie felt personally attacked.

The final boss of the internet

They couldn't handle the truth

Cute ass

nice

When someone waves at you but it's for the person walking behind you

Good read..

Have a great weekend USA!

he knows

Orientation Lock : On

That does look like a good sandwich

This cat is so fluffy

Oh ok

Leonardo DiCaprio basically treats women like car leases

Seems fair enough.

War never changes

cute victim

My mother's Master Plan

Alvin and the chipmunks was better than I remember

I can recommend this for some people...

According to this lady...

I require a sacrifice

Fun Uber drive

So true... so true

Today Squidward can finally relax!

And you guys say hornets are bad.

Invisibility Cloak, yours for 300 bucks.

How did i just find out about this now

Shut up and take my MONEY!!

web md sucks

Exactly what I want to do

But steel is heavier than feathers

oh no

Oh shit he died

Cap

SmOreos--these should be called SmOreos.

Voldemort was the real mvp

This sticker in a tool box

Scariest mofos

I am that old

This shouldn't have made me laugh but it did

Title

It's done...

I honest to god can't think of a title for this.

Southern hemisphere problems

Im going to hell for laughing at this

snore

dead weight gives the wrong fries, like wtf

The feels

Oh no

Or locker room i guess

HOL'UP!

Heh

Valid point!!

Give me that meat!

Enjoy the weekend ..

Chill Plankton

I don't know where I found this image...

They had us in the first half, gonna lie

Very, VERY late term abortion device.

Chemical warfare.

Gertrude needs a LifeAlert, not Twitter or FlexSeal Liquid.

He let the dogs out

Some shit must have gone down at this pool...

Lord help us

Palm through face

Hmmmmmm

A father's sacrifice.

Perfect girls don't ex-

He was just doing what he was taught.

*hers is bigger*

This does not mean you are bad guy

battle

Always keep your word!

Summer is coming ...

We live in a society...

it's a bad word

SHUT UP, BECKY!