Leonardo DiCaprio basically treats women like car leases

Seems fair enough.

War never changes

cute victim

My mother's Master Plan

Alvin and the chipmunks was better than I remember

I can recommend this for some people...

According to this lady...

I require a sacrifice

Fun Uber drive

So true... so true

Today Squidward can finally relax!

And you guys say hornets are bad.

Invisibility Cloak, yours for 300 bucks.

How did i just find out about this now

Shut up and take my MONEY!!

web md sucks

Exactly what I want to do

But steel is heavier than feathers

oh no

Oh shit he died

Cap

SmOreos--these should be called SmOreos.

Voldemort was the real mvp

This sticker in a tool box

Scariest mofos

I am that old

This shouldn't have made me laugh but it did

Title

It's done...

I honest to god can't think of a title for this.

Southern hemisphere problems

Im going to hell for laughing at this

snore

dead weight gives the wrong fries, like wtf

The feels

Oh no

Or locker room i guess

HOL'UP!

Heh

Valid point!!

Give me that meat!

Enjoy the weekend ..

Chill Plankton

I don't know where I found this image...

They had us in the first half, gonna lie

Very, VERY late term abortion device.

Chemical warfare.

Gertrude needs a LifeAlert, not Twitter or FlexSeal Liquid.

He let the dogs out

Some shit must have gone down at this pool...

Lord help us

Palm through face

Hmmmmmm

A father's sacrifice.

Perfect girls don't ex-

He was just doing what he was taught.

*hers is bigger*

This does not mean you are bad guy

battle

Always keep your word!

Summer is coming ...

We live in a society...

it's a bad word

SHUT UP, BECKY!

The guy we will thank in the future for saving our earth

Typical cat being a cat...

His future children when back in time to develop the scorpio

GoodOldGames

You OK?

Only legends will understand

We're #gifted

D&D Comparison: Human and Dwarves and Halflings.

A smart kid right there

Someone got creative at Ikea

Doggo deserves his share..

Almost...

Leaked image for Notre Dame repair #noodledame

Can I get some?

Doctors & Opiates

Welp

Prequel to The Shape Of Water

Art imitates life

Alice Merchesi and Lauren Phillips are beautiful

For fun I design fake unnecessary products so I made a rugged plastic carrying case for your favorite metal straw. Death to plastic straws!

Just wanted to talk

Ooh poor Gendry!!

Working Overtime

Hand upgrade

teen drama

Where Drogon went next.

Yeeehaw!

In a subway car in Stockholm

Unique !!!

Can we get a F in the chat for our man in yellow.

oof

medic

*damn it feels good to be a gangsta* plays in the background

Therapy dog is a good listener

No Trespassing!