Another Gem From Russian Dating Site Profile

Batteries

Slav level 100

Be free mate

don't pick me

Not to brag

Stealback 100

Meanwhile at the local zoo.

You better be afraid

Let me find my bucket.

I am a-scared

The best girl ever

Hit him with ur crossbow, steve

This one needs no funny comment. Just laugh.

because there's a fire

dangerous times

He has enslaved his demon from the mirror dimension

The strongest avenger.

Only a sexist sacrifices women only.

Welp, Shit here we go again

i stole this from instagram

Am on a highway to hell. Taaaan taannn

Karen went ham

Almost 30K above sea level and there is a traffic jam

Well he looks good

Baby mama

Server is down!

I don't think you can beat that

Ball Player

Legend

It's a good point tbf.

Nice shot

You asked for it

blyat

The passcode then changed, closing the door and trapping him inside

(I can't tell)

Doot doot

I'll have two strawberries and one chocolate

Visible confision

Haha cool beans

Cortana didn't get it

VRUM

"Twilight popular, not Harry Potter popular"

You cannot stop Mario

Offf...,

[ S U N ]

Euro Truck Simulator looks better than i remember

If you could leave now, that'd be great...

Big win for the reds

Ish rearry goot, tanks!

And my parents thought I would amount to nothing

Rep them streets

Speeding, whats your excuse?

oh whoops

She really like it when you make engine noises

BBQ season!!!

Biker Boi

Corporations today

That's everyone right here

Haha "I painted my birth control packet"

I think I better go to another library

Finaly

instead everyone tags each other smh

Tamale Lady sounds like an awesome super hero

Someone's grandmother loves them very much

Just ***ing kill me already

How Italians like posts on facebook

$$$

ew a gif

Saw this on a car page I follow, had a nice chuckle out of it!

Dummy critics

Never forget histories!

Don't mind me

Clever girl

No resurrections this time

This is too copied from another

Weapon Mastery Achieved!

When someone asks me at Costco if I want to try a food sample

What a true villan

Spidercat.

How many times has it been now, Reg?

Yes Doctor!

Latest southern trend

How? That's like too small???

Hue hue, no that's really it Mr teacher hue

How can this even happen?

How to make 100 mil

Someone stole a plant from the front of our house, and left a trail to theres. Later received an apology via FB when he/she saw a post I made about it.

So predictable

Death Stranding Switch Version

There's always that one coworker on Monday morning...

Asking Gently for it

He knows what he is doing... Let him

They got us in the first half!

Who is Garfield

Ever get that sinking feeling?

We need a Dogenostate.

If they at least made a meta joke about some not knowing each other, this would be so much better

Leonardo Da Vinci doesn't get enough credit for leaving us instructions on how to make snow angels

*peep*