When someone asks me at Costco if I want to try a food sample

What a true villan

Spidercat.

How many times has it been now, Reg?

Yes Doctor!

Latest southern trend

How? That's like too small???

Hue hue, no that's really it Mr teacher hue

How can this even happen?

How to make 100 mil

Someone stole a plant from the front of our house, and left a trail to theres. Later received an apology via FB when he/she saw a post I made about it.

So predictable

Death Stranding Switch Version

There's always that one coworker on Monday morning...

Asking Gently for it

He knows what he is doing... Let him

They got us in the first half!

Who is Garfield

Ever get that sinking feeling?

We need a Dogenostate.

If they at least made a meta joke about some not knowing each other, this would be so much better

Leonardo Da Vinci doesn't get enough credit for leaving us instructions on how to make snow angels

*peep*

Now bleach it.

DownUnder everything is trying to kill you

Midnight train for the bois

Saw this at my local car wash

"Oh merde !" - circa may 1940

Dr. Dre isn't a real doctor

That's my Lady right here

Naicu

N1c3!

WILL I DRINK TONIGHT?

Totally True!

The natural order of things

Monsieur Anon hates Herr Anon

Probable repost

This was the first hole of mini golf while on vacation.

STOP CALLING!

Nephew's shirt at family party. I died. But not literally, because I'm vaccinated.

The new religion

There's an anime convention in town this weekend..

Best show ever...

the best kind

It's my neighbors first day of retirement. He set up a nerf gun turret in his garage waiting for neighbors to walk by. He looked so proud.

My Favorite Bible Verse!

Sneak 365

Even Cthulhu is a softie.

America F*ck Yeah

Now i cant unsee it

Police APB

Even she laughed at the picture after we got it off.

TfL thought of the day

Talented Barista

Madlad 100

Always good to have friends that will help you out.

A message from the local little league team

Possibly the best Google review I've ever read

My home's cameras picked up my neighbour's cat.

We all done this at one point

I caught my cat in the act of attacking a roll of toilet paper.

My entry for the Hugelol-Chan competition

One for the boomers

Found this on the internet

I need new friends..

... and... now you know

Husband fail. I was supposed to keep the kids at bay so she could sleep in. Got this from my wife as I was feeding the baby.

5 Hail Marys and 2 Our Fathers

Meanwhile in Ancient Rome

Found at an Alabama Walmart

Innovation!

Little cow!

Shhhh.....Princess Batman is sleeping.

We all got that one drama friend

OOF

campflip

They're always plotting something...

Mr. Wick

Who keeps calling this mans name

The creative guy has done it again

2028 Samsung Phone

Cats are lil devils

Bet ya cant

Change my mind

Yet Another Gem From Russian Dating Site

Title

Now we all know the reason.

Beer is better than Jesus

The real downside of being an antivaxxer.

No Stain no Murder

Photoshoot on a sinking ship... ok sure

And that's how college works.

Warning, play at low volume!!!!!!

Converted my pick up into camper van.

Everyone afraid of Keanu Reeves

Scrubs pretty much nailed parenting here.

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.

After: "Mission Passed + Respect"

Happy Birthday Tony

We're married!!!