Scrubs pretty much nailed parenting here.

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.

After: "Mission Passed + Respect"

Happy Birthday Tony

We're married!!!

This was one of my favorite shows

Ancient Greece

Who knew?

I recommend trying it

BEHOLD!

Cropped to Kill

Only men can relate to this

Life is nothing but shit!

kualyti

The work truck hit a very important milestone today

My modeling career is over

Stupid Alien Kid.

Snuffles!

Pixar movie themes:

Good times indeed

Better than Michael J. Fox.

Ya know, Thor is technically an Alien

Alabama 100

Today in White People 2

It was self defense

Turns out my 12 year old and her friends think my aggravated expression is funny enough to be their wallpaper.

oof

80 years later and finally free

Everyone has a different perspective.

   

Don't tread on me...

I feel like I have to respect this cow's wishes

Are you serious ??!!

Aren't these supposed to have a catch or something?

Can you be my daddy tho?

My Korean mom asked me if her friends can come over to my place and "pull my wood." Having no idea what this was, I was so relieved they only wanted to do this.

My coworker wore a checkered suit today. Unfortunately she didn't let us finish.

Anti-littering poster from Canada

Word choice is everything

I bet I can go slower.

This belongs here. Convo I had with my GF today

Nice end to a crappy day

60 in 2.3 seconds

Programs

***ing Incredibly Very

My cat the protector

I can see that.

Found on another site and thought I'd share.

In fact it is to distract from my face

If only my dog had a bed big enough for her

that game really was ahead of it's time

Love you really Kosobi

They never saw it coming

This my jam

Funk

Aunty Swag Level...

Security Questions

My son just turned a month old, and my wife has been keeping track of his firsts on our calendar. I just noticed this today.

For fun I design fake products, behold The Infinity Saucelet, wield all of your favorite fast food sauces at once. Cover everything in sauce...whatever it takes.

About a week ago I disclosed to a close friend that I lost an erection during sex. I received this in the mail today...

BILL, WHAT HAPPENED!?!? BILLLLLL

Calculated Conversion...

This vegan counter protester on the news

Thought you guys would appreciate my new credit card cover

The power to find a title for this?

George Lucas, Ford, Billy Dee and Hamill look like they're dropping a new Blues album

Never skip abs day!

Relateable content at its height

No children were harmed in the making of this comic

This one only counts as 1/2

I will not.

Good roast

I would probably react the same way

Stand

Something about sand

F for Anakin

YOU!

If great scientists had logos

Grass hoppa

All star(s)

I believe him

My friend participated in Chopped Canada. This is the moment be realized that he forgot an ingredient.

ye boi

I was recently the best man at a wedding in the Caribbean.

How about a raise?

Don't move..!!

big hammer vibes

Art Lee

that remake looks sick

For my Graphic Designer Friends ...

Well well well.. what do we have here

Ugly mug

Covering all the bases.

We are all screaming

Not sure whether posted already

We will make it work!

got

big pp gang unite

Moskau Moskau werft die Gläser an die Wand

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