Nephew's shirt at family party. I died. But not literally, because I'm vaccinated.

The new religion

There's an anime convention in town this weekend..

Best show ever...

the best kind

It's my neighbors first day of retirement. He set up a nerf gun turret in his garage waiting for neighbors to walk by. He looked so proud.

My Favorite Bible Verse!

Sneak 365

Even Cthulhu is a softie.

America F*ck Yeah

Now i cant unsee it

Police APB

Even she laughed at the picture after we got it off.

TfL thought of the day

Talented Barista

Madlad 100

Always good to have friends that will help you out.

A message from the local little league team

Possibly the best Google review I've ever read

My home's cameras picked up my neighbour's cat.

We all done this at one point

I caught my cat in the act of attacking a roll of toilet paper.

My entry for the Hugelol-Chan competition

One for the boomers

Found this on the internet

I need new friends..

... and... now you know

Husband fail. I was supposed to keep the kids at bay so she could sleep in. Got this from my wife as I was feeding the baby.

5 Hail Marys and 2 Our Fathers

Meanwhile in Ancient Rome

Found at an Alabama Walmart

Innovation!

Little cow!

Shhhh.....Princess Batman is sleeping.

We all got that one drama friend

OOF

campflip

They're always plotting something...

Mr. Wick

Who keeps calling this mans name

The creative guy has done it again

2028 Samsung Phone

Cats are lil devils

Bet ya cant

Change my mind

Yet Another Gem From Russian Dating Site

Title

Now we all know the reason.

Beer is better than Jesus

The real downside of being an antivaxxer.

No Stain no Murder

Photoshoot on a sinking ship... ok sure

And that's how college works.

Warning, play at low volume!!!!!!

Converted my pick up into camper van.

Everyone afraid of Keanu Reeves

Scrubs pretty much nailed parenting here.

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.

After: "Mission Passed + Respect"

Happy Birthday Tony

We're married!!!

This was one of my favorite shows

Ancient Greece

Who knew?

I recommend trying it

BEHOLD!

Cropped to Kill

Only men can relate to this

Life is nothing but shit!

kualyti

The work truck hit a very important milestone today

My modeling career is over

Stupid Alien Kid.

Snuffles!

Pixar movie themes:

Good times indeed

Better than Michael J. Fox.

Ya know, Thor is technically an Alien

Alabama 100

Today in White People 2

It was self defense

Turns out my 12 year old and her friends think my aggravated expression is funny enough to be their wallpaper.

oof

80 years later and finally free

Everyone has a different perspective.

   

Don't tread on me...

I feel like I have to respect this cow's wishes

Are you serious ??!!

Aren't these supposed to have a catch or something?

Can you be my daddy tho?

My Korean mom asked me if her friends can come over to my place and "pull my wood." Having no idea what this was, I was so relieved they only wanted to do this.

My coworker wore a checkered suit today. Unfortunately she didn't let us finish.

Anti-littering poster from Canada

Word choice is everything

I bet I can go slower.

This belongs here. Convo I had with my GF today

Nice end to a crappy day

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