I got brain damage.
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It's my neighbors first day of retirement. He set up a nerf gun turret in his garage waiting for neighbors to walk by. He looked so proud.
My Favorite Bible Verse!
Even Cthulhu is a softie.
America F*ck Yeah
Now i cant unsee it
Even she laughed at the picture after we got it off.
TfL thought of the day
Always good to have friends that will help you out.
A message from the local little league team
Possibly the best Google review I've ever read
My home's cameras picked up my neighbour's cat.
We all done this at one point
I caught my cat in the act of attacking a roll of toilet paper.
My entry for the Hugelol-Chan competition
One for the boomers
Found this on the internet
I need new friends..
... and... now you know
Husband fail. I was supposed to keep the kids at bay so she could sleep in. Got this from my wife as I was feeding the baby.
5 Hail Marys and 2 Our Fathers
Meanwhile in Ancient Rome
Found at an Alabama Walmart
Shhhh.....Princess Batman is sleeping.
We all got that one drama friend
They're always plotting something...
Who keeps calling this mans name
The creative guy has done it again
2028 Samsung Phone
Cats are lil devils
Bet ya cant
Change my mind
Yet Another Gem From Russian Dating Site
Now we all know the reason.
Beer is better than Jesus
The real downside of being an antivaxxer.
No Stain no Murder
Photoshoot on a sinking ship... ok sure
And that's how college works.
Warning, play at low volume!!!!!!
Converted my pick up into camper van.
Everyone afraid of Keanu Reeves
Scrubs pretty much nailed parenting here.
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
After: "Mission Passed + Respect"
Happy Birthday Tony
This was one of my favorite shows
I recommend trying it
Cropped to Kill
Only men can relate to this
Life is nothing but shit!
The work truck hit a very important milestone today
My modeling career is over
Stupid Alien Kid.
Pixar movie themes:
Good times indeed
Better than Michael J. Fox.
Ya know, Thor is technically an Alien
Today in White People 2
It was self defense
Turns out my 12 year old and her friends think my aggravated expression is funny enough to be their wallpaper.
80 years later and finally free
Everyone has a different perspective.
Don't tread on me...
I feel like I have to respect this cow's wishes
Are you serious ??!!
Aren't these supposed to have a catch or something?
Can you be my daddy tho?
My Korean mom asked me if her friends can come over to my place and "pull my wood." Having no idea what this was, I was so relieved they only wanted to do this.
My coworker wore a checkered suit today. Unfortunately she didn't let us finish.
Anti-littering poster from Canada
Word choice is everything
I bet I can go slower.
This belongs here. Convo I had with my GF today
Nice end to a crappy day
60 in 2.3 seconds
***ing Incredibly Very
My cat the protector
I can see that.