The passcode then changed, closing the door and trapping him inside

(I can't tell)

Doot doot

I'll have two strawberries and one chocolate

Visible confision

Haha cool beans

Cortana didn't get it

VRUM

"Twilight popular, not Harry Potter popular"

You cannot stop Mario

Offf...,

[ S U N ]

Euro Truck Simulator looks better than i remember

If you could leave now, that'd be great...

Big win for the reds

Ish rearry goot, tanks!

And my parents thought I would amount to nothing

Rep them streets

Speeding, whats your excuse?

oh whoops

She really like it when you make engine noises

BBQ season!!!

Biker Boi

Corporations today

That's everyone right here

Haha "I painted my birth control packet"

I think I better go to another library

Finaly

instead everyone tags each other smh

Tamale Lady sounds like an awesome super hero

Someone's grandmother loves them very much

Just ***ing kill me already

How Italians like posts on facebook

$$$

ew a gif

Saw this on a car page I follow, had a nice chuckle out of it!

Dummy critics

Never forget histories!

Don't mind me

Clever girl

No resurrections this time

This is too copied from another

Weapon Mastery Achieved!

When someone asks me at Costco if I want to try a food sample

What a true villan

Spidercat.

How many times has it been now, Reg?

Yes Doctor!

Latest southern trend

How? That's like too small???

Hue hue, no that's really it Mr teacher hue

How can this even happen?

How to make 100 mil

Someone stole a plant from the front of our house, and left a trail to theres. Later received an apology via FB when he/she saw a post I made about it.

So predictable

Death Stranding Switch Version

There's always that one coworker on Monday morning...

Asking Gently for it

He knows what he is doing... Let him

They got us in the first half!

Who is Garfield

Ever get that sinking feeling?

We need a Dogenostate.

If they at least made a meta joke about some not knowing each other, this would be so much better

Leonardo Da Vinci doesn't get enough credit for leaving us instructions on how to make snow angels

*peep*

Now bleach it.

DownUnder everything is trying to kill you

Midnight train for the bois

Saw this at my local car wash

"Oh merde !" - circa may 1940

Dr. Dre isn't a real doctor

That's my Lady right here

Naicu

N1c3!

WILL I DRINK TONIGHT?

Totally True!

The natural order of things

Monsieur Anon hates Herr Anon

Probable repost

This was the first hole of mini golf while on vacation.

STOP CALLING!

Nephew's shirt at family party. I died. But not literally, because I'm vaccinated.

The new religion

There's an anime convention in town this weekend..

Best show ever...

the best kind

It's my neighbors first day of retirement. He set up a nerf gun turret in his garage waiting for neighbors to walk by. He looked so proud.

My Favorite Bible Verse!

Sneak 365

Even Cthulhu is a softie.

America F*ck Yeah

Now i cant unsee it

Police APB

Even she laughed at the picture after we got it off.

TfL thought of the day

Talented Barista

Madlad 100

Always good to have friends that will help you out.

A message from the local little league team