I can think of like dozen people offhand I could send this card to

i suppose hes correct?

My buddy's Tesla didn't pass the Louisiana emissions test

Too late Catherine

He’s the boyfriend we deserve.

I was tired of always losing my AirPods, so I invented the TetherPods to always keep them attached to a case.

Adam Driver looks like someone tried to draw Keanu Reeves from memory

Someone had a maternity shoot for their dog

Gasoline is the best drink

thanks trump

Someone had to do it

After you defeat all the other landscapers you have to face the final boss.

where is your deux now?

This made my mom laugh!

She did say anything

This sign at a restaurant I went to

trick'd

Well yes, but actually no.

Viking kids

All lions do incest!

This is why jobs are outsourced to India

Poor frogs

Wish for anything!

Cheesus Christ.

Khaleesi is savage.

Face swap is amazing

Funny Face Selfie

Nice move

Troubleshoot

My favorite Disney princess is savage grandma.

Karen sucks!

The ultimate fence!

OK, buddy

The longer you look, the more that is wrong with this pirate

It only gets better from here, right?

Insufferable Personality Competition

I’m a woman in construction and I still find this hilarious

Its hot outside!

Truly terrifying

Check out my wood.

Sesame Street is darker than I remembered

Always trust your instincts

I'm something of a doctor myself

Thanos would be proud...

Nancy, the kids!

I never did

   

More is always better

DNAenerys

Both of them are extremely down to earth

Evolve

Ladies and gentlemen ... we got ‘em

Damn schizophrenia acting up again

Construction workers can be harsh critics.

yes homo

Welcome to the pants party

:'(

Journalists wearing helmets and gas masks while attending Hong Kong Police Force's press conference

I guess we're ***ed

At least not autism

Wow. What a scam

Wow

After the aunt accidentally knocked this down, she helped put it back.

F .

I mean, no?

Let's gooo

Only in the men's room..

Latest season felt a little gay

I wonder if they used the back

Wholesome

We are at the peek of evolutions

Found this in a general store and have never related to anything more

Welp then

he really did that

Keanu Y E S

The Morning Visitor

they had us in the first half, not gonna lie

Regret...

First thing my SO sends me after not texting all day

The library in my town put this outside. They are not wrong...

I was inspired by some recent mess ups at my job so I made these to hand out.

Uber, the summoner of people on the internet

City shut down a main street and put these up

:) hardy har har ...

Shit no, man.

Garbage can make great things

maybe like you, but not normal

Microsoft? No! Microhard.

God Doesn't Pick Favourites

So that’s why

Cavity Search

Tom Hanks at his best

This whole breastfeeding in public thing is getting out of control

One of these days, I wont laugh my ass off at these types of things

BRING ME PEACH!!!

Oh what a night

I hope they get this through

My gastroenterologists idea of humor

Move over Big Pharma and Big Tobacco.

Pullsh