Write something about yourself. Try to be short and funny!
This slays me
A friend pointed out that this seems to work for most academic papers.
I noticed this blatant nepotism on the cover of Moon
Early Halloween jokes
btech nokia am I right
What a day at school
"Ummmm....where are you coming from, sir?"
he told me that my father was seeing other men
We don't body shame in 2019
this is so good
This cat's position
Picture of the disappointment..
This guy's a genius!
If I fits, I Sit.
This roller coaster photo of me from 2015.
Congratulations to the Toronto Raptors!
She deserves it!
So happy CVS was able to add a new scarf to my collection!
Way ahead of its time
Catholic Cookies for everyone!
Shaq holding 87 billion in small Bills
God bless this self-less man.
There’s so much going on in this picture.
I Was Shopping For A Teeth Whitening Kit On Amazon And Found This Gem Of A Review
Musicians and artists too
You live and learn
"This is the biggest walk I've ever been on! Woof"
Did you just assume my species?
Remember to check ya self
This camp sign is one teenage boy away from an obscenity
Young keanu revees and his granny
When life never stops hating you
I can think of like dozen people offhand I could send this card to
i suppose hes correct?
My buddy's Tesla didn't pass the Louisiana emissions test
Too late Catherine
He’s the boyfriend we deserve.
I was tired of always losing my AirPods, so I invented the TetherPods to always keep them attached to a case.
Adam Driver looks like someone tried to draw Keanu Reeves from memory
Someone had a maternity shoot for their dog
Gasoline is the best drink
Someone had to do it
After you defeat all the other landscapers you have to face the final boss.
where is your deux now?
This made my mom laugh!
She did say anything
This sign at a restaurant I went to
Well yes, but actually no.
All lions do incest!
This is why jobs are outsourced to India
Wish for anything!
Khaleesi is savage.
Face swap is amazing
Funny Face Selfie
My favorite Disney princess is savage grandma.
The ultimate fence!
The longer you look, the more that is wrong with this pirate
It only gets better from here, right?
Insufferable Personality Competition
I’m a woman in construction and I still find this hilarious
Its hot outside!
Check out my wood.
Sesame Street is darker than I remembered
Always trust your instincts
I'm something of a doctor myself
Thanos would be proud...
Nancy, the kids!
I never did
More is always better
Both of them are extremely down to earth
Ladies and gentlemen ... we got ‘em
Damn schizophrenia acting up again
Construction workers can be harsh critics.
Welcome to the pants party