It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
I feel this on a spiritual level
Happy Taco Tuesday!
Droog! I thought you returned to your home planet
I broke FaceApp
Right angled drill bits. For those hard to reach places!
Simon says ;
This kid is a genuis: Utahns call cops on kid selling "ICE COLD root BEER" outside LDS Church
Those sneaky alligators
History professor teaching life lessons
Its not wrong
Alien pussy > Democracy
My brain exactly
Franky killed him
They see me rollin'... They hatin'
Surprisingly, this is in Tennessee not Florida.
Makes me feel old
I was trying to take a picture of my sleeping cat but I ended up scaring her instead.
Momma boat nursing her young
Way to go, Jerry!
Cool moon camp fire.
A joke decades in the making
Nice hair grandpa
He'll grow them... again. rrrrrr
Good luck boys!
FAST AND FURIOUS 50
Gilbert Gottfried's son and Penn Jillette's son are friends. Guess which one is which.
Hold me, hold me, or else.......
Thank Mr stark
Time travelers man
Don’t rush to judge
Breakup hurts more?
We’re coming for you.
Batman needs some alone time.
Jokes on her
Strange Planet series 4
The Next Great Augmented Reality Game
He most certainly did...
The sim is lagging, textures not loading properly
Amazon review for a gaming keyboard
Well placed defibrillator
They are already moving to a different place, it's too late now.
Maybe if I put it under my wig they wouldn’t notice it...
"You're getting drowsy, your eyelids are getting heavy, sleeeeeeeep"
That parental sense
I'm already inside
a lesson for u folks.
Igloo Igloo. A direct result of global warming.
it did lead to this
Approach life vivaciously
One guy had huge mussels and the other guy was floundering.
Being part of an origin story sucks ass.
Found this gem at my local dog park.
a true hero
So this is how we get notified
Just use your imagination
his alchemy skills could be useful
Our employees are standing by..
Damn that would be annoying!
Dating is going well thank you for asking
Free your mind for a minute
DJ KHALED! Another one.
I guess God loves you the most
It's just Scrat
Swiggity swooty I'm coming for some alien booty
We need this man right now.
Get rich quick scheme
Noticed this yesterday in the Sunday comic strips.
It’s a good Juan.
Not running for anything....
They did it first
ok now the alien orgy will be epic
Today is my birthday. RIP youth.
where salvation Drake?
i went to comic con and cosplayed as dva let me know what you think
Good job, guys
you pulling your weight?
Right in the sweet spot
Stay lazy friends.
Its fun to stay at the...
Even the restless souls of the deceased know class when they see it
Haha got to bear the meat
Daddy come back