Five days minimum

Nibbles! He said be honest.

Indeed a virgin

I'm proud of my sister....

Thank your father...

My dad is a huge golden state fan, my husband is not. This is what my father woke up to this morning after a raptors win!

Old folk homes of the future lol

I cum in peace

only the basic ones

Finger food!

Noah figured it out

Dad's biggest fan

not fake news!

No one face swaps like Gaston

What was your first clue?

nice

This slays me

Two knights

A friend pointed out that this seems to work for most academic papers.

I noticed this blatant nepotism on the cover of Moon

Poor lisa

Early Halloween jokes

Highpocrisy

btech nokia am I right

What a day at school

"Ummmm....where are you coming from, sir?"

Stop gordan

he told me that my father was seeing other men

We don't body shame in 2019

Blushes loudly

this is so good

This cat's position

Picture of the disappointment..

Nice

You Idiot!

This guy's a genius!

If I fits, I Sit.

This roller coaster photo of me from 2015.

Not today

Congratulations to the Toronto Raptors!

She deserves it!

So happy CVS was able to add a new scarf to my collection!

Way ahead of its time

Catholic Cookies for everyone!

Poor billy...

Shaq holding 87 billion in small Bills

God bless this self-less man.

There’s so much going on in this picture.

I Was Shopping For A Teeth Whitening Kit On Amazon And Found This Gem Of A Review

Musicians and artists too

You live and learn

"This is the biggest walk I've ever been on! Woof"

Did you just assume my species?

Remember to check ya self

This camp sign is one teenage boy away from an obscenity

Young keanu revees and his granny

When life never stops hating you

*SCREAMING*

Murality

I can think of like dozen people offhand I could send this card to

i suppose hes correct?

My buddy's Tesla didn't pass the Louisiana emissions test

Too late Catherine

He’s the boyfriend we deserve.

I was tired of always losing my AirPods, so I invented the TetherPods to always keep them attached to a case.

Adam Driver looks like someone tried to draw Keanu Reeves from memory

Someone had a maternity shoot for their dog

Gasoline is the best drink

thanks trump

Someone had to do it

After you defeat all the other landscapers you have to face the final boss.

where is your deux now?

This made my mom laugh!

She did say anything

This sign at a restaurant I went to

trick'd

Well yes, but actually no.

Viking kids

All lions do incest!

This is why jobs are outsourced to India

Poor frogs

Wish for anything!

Cheesus Christ.

Khaleesi is savage.

Face swap is amazing

Funny Face Selfie

Nice move

Troubleshoot

My favorite Disney princess is savage grandma.

Karen sucks!

The ultimate fence!

OK, buddy

The longer you look, the more that is wrong with this pirate

It only gets better from here, right?

Insufferable Personality Competition

I’m a woman in construction and I still find this hilarious

Its hot outside!

Truly terrifying

Check out my wood.

Sesame Street is darker than I remembered