Surely this woman doesn't mean *all* my old toys

me, the communist state

In honor of Father's Day, enjoy this picture of my dad contemplating a gorilla's ass.

My fortune cookie’s trying to start some drama with my wife and I.

My kids got me a new coffee mug today :)

Happy Father Day

It's been a long time since I've had a swordfight

Love me some bread

Our labors must not go in vain

Just // my life

I though everybody already knew this..

The box, it does nothing

Stealy2 meme

All pets are the same

Just flopping around

Benjamin Button at the park

you heard the man

Download

Meanwhile in Hong Kong

A local farm where I live had trouble with their flock all wanting to sleep in the same house, each night they have to go break them up. The other night they found their dog had joined in

I had to look twice..

HBD!

Change my mind

Happy squirrel

A Special Announcement

Captured a pic today of this man trying in vain to yield to a deer in Nara, Japan.

Happy Father’s day to Scranton’s finest

"Shoses"

Chrome

Happy Father's Day...

This chicken restaurant really existed in China.

Satan glazed steak

This pretty much sums up my life...

Wisdom of the elders

No, you're breathtaking... no you are, no you are!

"Too Nice?"

Saw this on my ride home today.

Are you my daddy

When someone buys Winrar..

Dogs = <3

Deadpool And Spiderman Good Times

I did a charity walk. This was the photo they put on their website. I'm on the right.

Kirby at home

I'm OFFENDED.

An Unlucky Throw

Artwork placard outside city hall in SF shows their sense of humor.

Snapchat transformed my aunt into Jon Lovitz and I literally can't.

Looks like I'm walking home from church from now on

When Grandpa helps you get ready for Prom night.

Heh

The timeless art of seduction.

Bro wtf

True geniouse

Every time someone turns on ESPN

This squirrel taunts me daily

So many popped balloons

It’s the worst

Rockstar, please see this

this is literally me

Imagine his voice in this form

Chop chop

Detailing a 3D printed Pikachu did NOT go as planned

I found the greatest cosplay ever at Heroes Con

This church sign is going hard on the puns

Well hot damn

Oppress those toilet using normies

Arizona highway safety sign for today.

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals.

My mom laughed

And ice cream

Relatable +4

Thats it. That's the cut-off

Cruel humans

Dammit Karen

Ladies... We are evolving. Our underpants now have pockets.

*** yo watermark

Had to do it to him

Bone app the teeth....

4x4

Duckhunt

Meöw

I wanted to celebrate and announce my awesome Father's day gift from my wife. No better way than a sexy photoshoot

Gosh darn gen Z, get off my millenial lawn!

I've always wondered, and this just verified.

Just in case it breaks

Where you belong, weeb

tried to take a good shot of my cat yesterday but a sneeze turned her into a villain

I think I got in the wrong train

How's your summer break going?

A Marked Pen

Actually true, every time

Squirrel-proof bird feeder

Trash

Unpixelate that nibbas dick

#Lies

I bring you love <3

Be eep boop

Saw this in a parking lot.

Garfield screams in confusion

You’ll see it once...and then never again.