It’s only Tuesday?!?!
How to avoid answering questions 101
My neighbour is making the biggest doobie ever!
True fans will understand
Nice shirt! It really compliments your hallway.
Some employee was pissed that day.
I think a gay person got snapped by Thanos here
I need to speak to your manager. NOW!
It is time to show the world who is the best person on earth!
My coworker told me today that I always look suspicious. I was very confused as to why she would think that and then remembered I have literally looked like this since I was a baby.
Look Germany-kun, look what we did
Truly perfect
Women's USA basketball team vs. El Salvador
No ban plz, I'm a good boy
Its scary thinking about it.
Mom's are pretty stupid bro
He already knows
If you don’t know who this is, you’re probably too young for me...
Soapless Case
Summer is this’s Saturday
looks like mincraft is back on the menu boys
Do not taunt mat.
Ded
See look, I'm allowed in now.
I have my ways
Here lies the home of the worlds most laziest bird
I knew they tried to make Patrick Stewart wear a wig but i'd never seen the photo. The look on the captains face makes my day!
The actual google result
Then how did I outlive you?
Who hurt you
I'd go Godzilla on it
Super Racoons
Oh SciFi movies
Le epic troll
Procrastination sucks
Anyone else got one of these in the family?
We no yes
Nature...
You are the only one.
this one..
Real ***ing funny Twix
I just can't compare
Relationship material right there
I see nothing but masterpieces
Felt cute, might survive nuclear holocaust later
Look mummy, it got way cooler
Wish i was so smart
I'm still figuring it out
Don't you just hate waking up and finding a Cat sleeping on the roof of your car
Well... so is my heart
Told my son to go play outside, and this is what i found!!
The Product of True Love
- Peter Singh
The tip jar from a near by restaurant.
Twouble
Give yourself time
I made an account for this
Stonks are up
WOULD BE NICE
hi, hi.. no wait! *barf*
people are oblivious
The Hong Kong police has revealed 150 tear gas cans were used to stop these 5 individuals
My body feels weightless just before the alarm is supposed to sound.
Oh Britain. Why you so silly.
Special forces assemble
School in a nutshell
Well this is a new one
Because he's the hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now
My newest fake invention is the FrustrationButton, you own belt buckle horn for slow walkers.
Frank Catsle
Gross
There's a reason why he is called the Dark Knight!
Apparently Baltimore has a trash eater called "Professor Trash Wheel" that keeps the water clean and I'm sad i didn't know sooner
Hot single crusaders in your area.
Cursed Navigation
My mom told me I couldn’t post this until she was able to sell the horse, years later and I never forgot about it.
like wtf dude, not cool
Food Taggers
Better shave than sorry
Biitch and Chong
so smort
deus vult
thx
More lies
Well then let's see
For my fellow electronics nerds
Keep an eye out for clones
prepare for trouble and make it double
The ultimate wrestling move
It just might work.
Italy left the chat
On the next episode of chernobyl
Tiny people found! Banana for scale
Bible.... Teacher? Is this some Christian joke that I'm too heretic to understand
Terror comes in many forms...
My fat ass thought this was a steak
It’s a Texas thing...
My cat is not functioning properly.
Mmmmmm chips...