*heavy sweating*

Reality is often disappointing

this South Park episode about 9/11 makes me wonder about something

Being a hairy woman isn't easy

Sexy newts

yes

Yeet yeet.

We all need Jesus

Tea is the evil drink!

A father's gift to his son

Inadayortwooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Well damn it

I’ve never received an award ;((

Patriot.

Working at a dealership can’t be that bad....

The Breakthrough

Can't I just say that I'm both?

Crackers getting banned from Cracker Barrel.

These two brave men at a haunted swimming pool.

Please leave me alone

Coyotes can't drive

One of the most under-appreciated jokes in Wreck-It Ralph.

Vegan Cars

As an introvert, and being anti-social, I found my perfect cup

Weebs out

You silly guys

I could really use it right now.

Home Depot

You're All Breathtaking !

It’s gonna be me

Definitely not okay

Practically Boss Level

I’m Carl

I’d Kool-Aid Man my way there so fast

Obi is broke

Do consider

Maybe re

Max is 20d6

Maybe I'll shave my head for the wedding..

Bridget I showed you my spaghetti pls respond

Saw this on the car I was parked next to.

...Well then

There’s a statue by my friend’s office that looks like a turtle eating out a duck’s ass

Sign out front of a pub in Glasgow the other day

Next driver will obviously take a picture

Have Faith.

Sorry, where are the

If it looks stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.

Wholesome

Huh

Another Gem Found From My Weird Google Searches...

I do not miss this in the slightest

Clarity Gaga

OK, Places People, She's Here!!!

Laundry Basket

Found in the wild. For sale at a local Ice Cream and candy store

Hit the dab

Lamp!

Hercules is coming .....

"Customer needs assistance in the plumbing department."

Oh Chrome, stop it

It’s true, happiness when feed.

Buzz buzz mf

Came home and found this. I love my mom!

Wait I'm just boring not BAD!

How to make dolphins.

AM I CONSISTENT??

First time dance

Bewwwbesss

Choke more

And the teacher says that both are wrong

you are only true fan if you:

also, she said no

PETA is a fuᴄking joke

Oopise

Sad but truth

wOof

haha this isn't a meme

he did

3 years ago I asked my first Tinder match out on a date. Today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times, so here’s a picture of a random couple from Google.

Meta is better

Since the last one did so well. Enjoy

That's metal bro

yum

God bless gaming.

when will they put this liar behind bars? #impeach

Spider-Sense is tingling...

She's definitely a titan

Cat saw my internet history

4 strangers, same outfit. Coincidence?

At least he's doing it politely

Together forever

The rock used to look like he had stolen his hair from a man with a much smaller head.

Does this better belong?

Please do not touch.

thots

These are dark times, when even those who can suddenly can't

TheOdd1sOut just brings me joy

I feel like God is trying to tell me something.

Elijah Lesbian