"Customer needs assistance in the plumbing department."

Oh Chrome, stop it

It’s true, happiness when feed.

Buzz buzz mf

Came home and found this. I love my mom!

Wait I'm just boring not BAD!

How to make dolphins.

AM I CONSISTENT??

First time dance

Bewwwbesss

Choke more

And the teacher says that both are wrong

you are only true fan if you:

also, she said no

PETA is a fuᴄking joke

Oopise

Sad but truth

wOof

haha this isn't a meme

he did

3 years ago I asked my first Tinder match out on a date. Today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times, so here’s a picture of a random couple from Google.

Meta is better

Since the last one did so well. Enjoy

That's metal bro

yum

God bless gaming.

when will they put this liar behind bars? #impeach

Spider-Sense is tingling...

She's definitely a titan

Cat saw my internet history

4 strangers, same outfit. Coincidence?

At least he's doing it politely

Together forever

The rock used to look like he had stolen his hair from a man with a much smaller head.

Does this better belong?

Please do not touch.

thots

These are dark times, when even those who can suddenly can't

TheOdd1sOut just brings me joy

I feel like God is trying to tell me something.

Elijah Lesbian

Oooooffff

Come on guys....

Seen in Austin, TX.

Good and Evil mixed

yay colorado!

Seems more useful choice

The back of this gravestone.

Friendly neighbourhood Garbage Man!

This tree does not understand informed consent

A touchy subject

that isn't music

TIL something

It's dinner time!

Sorry sir but u have been scrolling too fast

"no mood altering substance", eh?

Probable repost

EQUAL OUR US

Regular ordinary sweedish duck time

The lizard people are out rulers

Savage

Chill bro it's only a prank

filtro

You have to adapt to an aging audience

Take awaythe cardio and I’d say this is fairly accurate

Some talented painters that have too much time

Nooooooooooo

What happened? Life.

Every hole counts

Its-a-me, Mario!

I gotta go!

This can't be good

My 60 year old dad had a party, yesterday I found this on his front door.

It’s only Tuesday?!?!

How to avoid answering questions 101

My neighbour is making the biggest doobie ever!

True fans will understand

Nice shirt! It really compliments your hallway.

Some employee was pissed that day.

I think a gay person got snapped by Thanos here

I need to speak to your manager. NOW!

It is time to show the world who is the best person on earth!

My coworker told me today that I always look suspicious. I was very confused as to why she would think that and then remembered I have literally looked like this since I was a baby.

Look Germany-kun, look what we did

Truly perfect

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Women's USA basketball team vs. El Salvador

No ban plz, I'm a good boy

Its scary thinking about it.

Mom's are pretty stupid bro

He already knows

If you don’t know who this is, you’re probably too young for me...

Soapless Case

Summer is this’s Saturday

looks like mincraft is back on the menu boys

Do not taunt mat.

Ded

See look, I'm allowed in now.

I have my ways

Here lies the home of the worlds most laziest bird