Sorry sir but u have been scrolling too fast

"no mood altering substance", eh?

Probable repost

EQUAL OUR US

Regular ordinary sweedish duck time

The lizard people are out rulers

Savage

Chill bro it's only a prank

filtro

You have to adapt to an aging audience

Take awaythe cardio and I’d say this is fairly accurate

Some talented painters that have too much time

Nooooooooooo

What happened? Life.

Every hole counts

Its-a-me, Mario!

I gotta go!

This can't be good

My 60 year old dad had a party, yesterday I found this on his front door.

It’s only Tuesday?!?!

How to avoid answering questions 101

My neighbour is making the biggest doobie ever!

True fans will understand

Nice shirt! It really compliments your hallway.

Some employee was pissed that day.

I think a gay person got snapped by Thanos here

I need to speak to your manager. NOW!

It is time to show the world who is the best person on earth!

My coworker told me today that I always look suspicious. I was very confused as to why she would think that and then remembered I have literally looked like this since I was a baby.

Look Germany-kun, look what we did

Truly perfect

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Women's USA basketball team vs. El Salvador

No ban plz, I'm a good boy

Its scary thinking about it.

Mom's are pretty stupid bro

He already knows

If you don’t know who this is, you’re probably too young for me...

Soapless Case

Summer is this’s Saturday

looks like mincraft is back on the menu boys

Do not taunt mat.

Ded

See look, I'm allowed in now.

I have my ways

Here lies the home of the worlds most laziest bird

I knew they tried to make Patrick Stewart wear a wig but i'd never seen the photo. The look on the captains face makes my day!

The actual google result

Then how did I outlive you?

Who hurt you

I'd go Godzilla on it

Super Racoons

Oh SciFi movies

Le epic troll

Procrastination sucks

Anyone else got one of these in the family?

We no yes

Nature...

You are the only one.

this one..

Real ***ing funny Twix

I just can't compare

Relationship material right there

I see nothing but masterpieces

Felt cute, might survive nuclear holocaust later

Look mummy, it got way cooler

Wish i was so smart

I'm still figuring it out

Don't you just hate waking up and finding a Cat sleeping on the roof of your car

Well... so is my heart

Told my son to go play outside, and this is what i found!!

The Product of True Love

- Peter Singh

The tip jar from a near by restaurant.

Twouble

Give yourself time

I made an account for this

Stonks are up

WOULD BE NICE

hi, hi.. no wait! *barf*

people are oblivious

The Hong Kong police has revealed 150 tear gas cans were used to stop these 5 individuals

My body feels weightless just before the alarm is supposed to sound.

Oh Britain. Why you so silly.

Special forces assemble

School in a nutshell

Well this is a new one

Because he's the hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now

My newest fake invention is the FrustrationButton, you own belt buckle horn for slow walkers.

Frank Catsle

Gross

There's a reason why he is called the Dark Knight!

Apparently Baltimore has a trash eater called "Professor Trash Wheel" that keeps the water clean and I'm sad i didn't know sooner

Hot single crusaders in your area.

Cursed Navigation

My mom told me I couldn’t post this until she was able to sell the horse, years later and I never forgot about it.

like wtf dude, not cool

Food Taggers

Better shave than sorry

Biitch and Chong