Maybe I'll shave my head for the wedding..

Bridget I showed you my spaghetti pls respond

Saw this on the car I was parked next to.

...Well then

There’s a statue by my friend’s office that looks like a turtle eating out a duck’s ass

Sign out front of a pub in Glasgow the other day

Next driver will obviously take a picture

Have Faith.

Sorry, where are the

If it looks stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.

Wholesome

Huh

Another Gem Found From My Weird Google Searches...

I do not miss this in the slightest

Clarity Gaga

OK, Places People, She's Here!!!

Laundry Basket

Found in the wild. For sale at a local Ice Cream and candy store

Hit the dab

Lamp!

Hercules is coming .....

"Customer needs assistance in the plumbing department."

Oh Chrome, stop it

It’s true, happiness when feed.

Buzz buzz mf

Came home and found this. I love my mom!

Wait I'm just boring not BAD!

How to make dolphins.

AM I CONSISTENT??

First time dance

Bewwwbesss

Choke more

And the teacher says that both are wrong

you are only true fan if you:

also, she said no

PETA is a fuᴄking joke

Oopise

Sad but truth

wOof

haha this isn't a meme

he did

3 years ago I asked my first Tinder match out on a date. Today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times, so here’s a picture of a random couple from Google.

Meta is better

Since the last one did so well. Enjoy

That's metal bro

yum

God bless gaming.

when will they put this liar behind bars? #impeach

Spider-Sense is tingling...

She's definitely a titan

Cat saw my internet history

4 strangers, same outfit. Coincidence?

At least he's doing it politely

Together forever

The rock used to look like he had stolen his hair from a man with a much smaller head.

Does this better belong?

Please do not touch.

thots

These are dark times, when even those who can suddenly can't

TheOdd1sOut just brings me joy

I feel like God is trying to tell me something.

Elijah Lesbian

Oooooffff

Come on guys....

Seen in Austin, TX.

Good and Evil mixed

yay colorado!

Seems more useful choice

The back of this gravestone.

Friendly neighbourhood Garbage Man!

This tree does not understand informed consent

A touchy subject

that isn't music

TIL something

It's dinner time!

Sorry sir but u have been scrolling too fast

"no mood altering substance", eh?

Probable repost

EQUAL OUR US

Regular ordinary sweedish duck time

The lizard people are out rulers

Savage

Chill bro it's only a prank

filtro

You have to adapt to an aging audience

Take awaythe cardio and I’d say this is fairly accurate

Some talented painters that have too much time

Nooooooooooo

What happened? Life.

Every hole counts

Its-a-me, Mario!

I gotta go!

This can't be good

My 60 year old dad had a party, yesterday I found this on his front door.

It’s only Tuesday?!?!

How to avoid answering questions 101

My neighbour is making the biggest doobie ever!

True fans will understand

Nice shirt! It really compliments your hallway.

Some employee was pissed that day.